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#2465 + ()/47 - [ Report ]
Jacob: dude proofs are pretty fun
Jacob: especially proofs given by profs
Jeff: are those prof proofs?
Jacob: yup
Jeff: profoops
Jacob: then there's like proofs you use to confuse your teachers
Jacob: if they are so good that your teachers can't figure out the loopholes
Jacob: they are prof-proof proofs
Jacob: except they are really like spoofs
Jacob: so they are prof-proof spoof proofs
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#1282 + ()/21 - [ Report ]
Mr. Green: OK guys, discuss the topics you have written down with your table. Maybe your table mates will be stimulated by your ideas and think of new ideas of their own.
Emily: *turns to tablemates* OK guys, shall we stimulate each other now?
Frani: AAAGGHHH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Emily: Wait no... ew... -
#793 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// In Philosophy class, discussing Neoplatonism
Mr. Lamb: I remember a book I had in second grade that said "Why did God create us? Because he loves us!" Well, that never really made much sense to me. The closest I could come to understanding was this:
I used to glue together bits of wood and plastic to make model airplanes, and sure, I enjoyed making them... But I wouldn't say I /loved/ them. I mean, my friend and I used to blow them up!
Jason Yan: So does that mean that God created us so that he could blow us up? -
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// In Gov, Mr. Zack handed out a sheet on the difference between democrats and republicans
The last line on the paper: A republican boy dates a democratic girl. He plans on marrying a republican girl, but feels entitled to a little fun first.
Mr. Zack: I'm going to hear about that one on back-to-school night....
