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// Discussing what is art and what is not art in English
Student: It depends on the artist, doesn't it?
Mrs. Bello: Yes. For example, Picasso made a picture with just three or four lines, and the painting in question resembled a woman's buttocks.
Mrs. Bello: If Picasso does that, it's called art. If I do that, it's kind of weird... -
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// Discussing limits in Precalc
Dr. Osborne: I know these limits seem really easy now, but next year in Calculus, its a trap. You'll fall asleep, the first week of school, because it all seems so easy... Then, you'll wake up in October and BAM! You'll get hit like, like a GUILLOTINE!!
Lucas: Is it sharp?
Dr. Osborne: NO! IT'S HEAVY, METAL, AND DULL!!
Dr. Osborne: Sorry. But seriously, pay attention. -
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// Introduction to Dante lecture
Mrs. Bello: In these early cantos, Dante puts himself with the great poets of antiquity, showing that he's arrogant.
Student: But he was a good poet, right?
Mrs. Bello: Yes. I mean, if you're going to be pompous and arrogant, at least be talented. -
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// Mrs. Lebryk-Chao is explaining a game she wants the class to play.
Mrs. Lebryk-Chao: Someone name a singer I wouldn't know.
Student: Beyonce!
Mrs. Lebryk-Chao: Seriously? Even I've heard of her. I'm a big fan of that 'Single Ladies' song.
*Mrs. Lebryk-Chao hums 'Single Ladies'*
