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#1635 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Shirley Temple in film study
Emily: She was too sweet, like I could picture her growing up to be a dictator or something.
*class laughs*
Mr. Pollet: Everybody be warned if Emily has children and tells you they are nice and sweet, she is secretly raising them to be dictators. -
#1128 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// In German class, the teacher is talking about masculine words that end in e. "Junge" means boy.
Teacher: Who can give me an example?
Student: Affe.
Teacher: Yes, Affe, "monkey". Another example?
Student: Junge.
Teacher: Right, Junge, "monkey". No, I mean--
Boys: Oh, that's cold. -
#1004 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// Expressing her disappointment in the lack of creativity for Dupont Challenge papers
Mrs. Chhabra: Why are you writing about green tea? No one cares about green tea! Everyone and their mother and father and brother and sister and aunt and uncle are writing about green tea! Pick something besides green tea! -
#844 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// Alg 2 class, Mrs. Donohue is commenting on everyone's glazed looks
Mrs. Donohue: You guys need to bring in something like coffee or some other drug---
*pause*
Mrs. Donohue: ...some drink with caffeine in it because I'm getting all these Dunkin Donuts looks from you guys, all glazed over.
Mrs. Donohue: ...don't quote me on that. -
#759 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// At a marching band competition, watching the VT marching band doing an exhibition
Jack: Man, this awesome! They're doing the hokey pokey! With sousaphones! I'm going to Virginia Tech just to be in the marching band.
Christian: You know, this is probably pretty standard for college marching bands.
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Jack: I'm going to college. -
#5505 + ()/23 - [ Report ]
// Talking about not wasting potato while making sun chips
Student A: So if you just find the integral... you draw a whole bunch of little box things until h=0 so you don't waste any potato!
Student B: that doesn't really make sense...
// They argue back and forth for 5 minutes
Student C: ...You know sun chips aren't made out of potatoes...
