Top Quotes
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#5861 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// Creative writing in Ms. Iorga's class
Ms. Iorga: These objects I will be passing out to you will become your new friends for this creative writing. First, I want you to explore your new friend with your touch. Begin to touch your friend...
Class: ...Ms. Iorga!
Ms. Iorga: It's part of the writing process! Okay, so continue to grope your new friend... -
#5740 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// Discussing deletions and insertions of genes
Cobb: So there are knock-out genes where a gene is purposely silenced. And there are knock-in genes where a gene is inserted instead. There are also knock-down genes where the expression of a gene is reduced.
Cobb: Can you think of any more? I can but it's a bit inappropriate. -
#5616 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// First period Biotech. We are supposed to be working on our proposal presentations. David is studying Geosystems
Mr. G: David, that's not your presentation I see. *hits David with pen*
David: Ow! Hey, that's corporal punishment!
Mr. G: That's not corporal punishment! You want corporal punishment? There are so many uses for pipettes... -
#4792 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the lengthy physics lab reports students had to write
Mr. Rose: You know, I don't even get paid extra for the time I spend grading these. I get a fixed amount independent of the actual hours I spend working.
Student: Then what are you doing here?
Mr. Rose: *stops and stares at student* -
#4140 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
// Class waiting to be dismissed for lunch.
Majeske: Alright, Ryan Feng, you may leave first.
*Ryan walks to door, but then turns around at last second and makes loser sign on his forehead*
Majeske: What the...alright, you sit back down. The rest of the class, you can leave! -
#2792 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// In the middle of warm-ups, Marisa's binder slips out of her lap and hits her foot, causing a small commotion
Mr. Frels: *glares*
*walks over*
Don't drop your folder on your toe like THAT-
*picks up binder*
Do it like THIS
*mimes slamming the binder onto her foot*
// Marisa is dying of laughter
Mr. Frels: Oh please... You've been smoking so much crack you didn't even feel that... -
#2766 + ()/44 - [ Report ]
// Talking about the double spaced history assignment over IM
A: what a waste of paper.
B: oh no...I wasted a page or two. The earth is going to explode and global warming is going to eat everyone...
A: no, it’s actually because i'm running out of paper, although what you said is also true
B: make some paper
A: out of what?
B: trees
A: that's true, theres a bunch of trees behind my house. But how am i going to make paper by... tomorrow morning?
B: 1.chop down tree 2. make into paper
A: right, the make into paper part might be a little problematic
B: 1. put log in blender 2. put blended log into a bowl of water 3. spread over flat surface in rectangles 4. bake for 2 hours
A: are you wikipedia-ing this or something?
B: are you kidding? a log would BREAK THE BLENDER
A. Oh...right -
#2541 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
// Economics cost/benefit simulation
Mr. Torrence: So you're all hunters and you have to feed your families. You have to strike a balance between taking moose now or waiting to let them repopulate...
*Mr. Torrence explains the rest of the rules and shows the class the "moose" *
Mr. Torrence: So, round one of hunting is about to start. Ready?
*Mr. Torrence pulls 50-something pictures of moose out of his pocket and drops them on the floor*
Student: Wow, do you just walk around with moose on the off chance sometime you'll need them?
Dan Macey: No, he sticks two in his back pocket on Labor Day and waits for them to reproduce!
