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#1689 + ()/205 - [ Report ]
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you aogmd34gl3r, type none.)
aogmd34gl3r: keeyoung
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
aogmd34gl3r: tard
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Tard now.
Do you go to school? -
#5192 + ()/148 - [ Report ]
// Oshiro is showing how he alleviates stress by bouncing on balls of feet. Elizabeth has joined him.
Dr. Glazer: Hey, mind if I bounce with you?
*bounces on balls of feet*
Elizabeth: This is how Oshiro alleviates stress.
Dr. Glazer: Oh, when I'm stressed I usually just play a game on my phone. What do you do?
Oshiro: Elizabeth dances.
Elizabeth: Yeah, but you can't dance in the classroom...
Dr. Glazer: Sure you can! In math class you can dance with your equations! Look! I'm a cubic function! *Waves one arm over his head and one arm down by his side*
Dr. Glazer: And here's a quadratic function... *waves both arms in the air* ...and square root... *curves both arms in front of him*
Dr. Glazer: And - Look! - I'm an inverse function!
*Leans sideways on one foot while waving arms*
Oshiro and Elizabeth: ... -
#4042 + ()/150 - [ Report ]
// Discussing how to construct superlatives (he's the best/he has the most) in Spanish
Sra. Pou [in Spanish]: Sara has the longest hair in the classroom
Student: That’s not true! Juan has more hair!
Sra. Pou: What? No...
Student: It’s not on his head...
Sra. Pou [in English]: Eww, you pervert!
Student: What...? Eww, no, I mean on his face! He has a moustache! YOU'RE THE PERVERT!
Sra. Pou: Oh... right. -
#615 + ()/162 - [ Report ]
Geoff:
Biology is the art of wet things (fetal pigs), knives (knives), and knifing wet things (knifing fetal pigs).
Chemistry is the art of things that you drink (ethyl alcohol), and things that you really shouldn't drink (fire).
Physics is the art of every fucking thing around you (the sun, the sky, love).
Geosystems is the art of checking your livejournal (F5! F5!). -
#2064 + ()/145 - [ Report ]
// While conducting a "highly risky" experiment in physics: letting go of a bowling ball hanging from the ceiling and hoping that it won't hit your face when it gets back to you
Mr. Bagden: Does anyone want to give it a try?
Jason Besecky: OH, PICK ME!
Mr. Bagden: What everyone has to remember is that pushing the ball is exerting extra energy, therefore by doing so the bowling ball will swing back to you and hit you in the face. So be careful.
Hayne Chun: Jason, don't listen to Mr. Bagden. Push the bowling ball. I'll give you a dollar.
// Mr. Bagden shrugs -
#4483 + ()/150 - [ Report ]
// In AP Vergil, Ms. Conklin is talking about how Aeneas has run into a goddess disguised as a human
Conklin: And Vergil uses words like "dragged from the chest" and "sighed" to show that Aeneas is tired and exasperated, and there's this goddess asking him where he's coming from, and the one question that will bring him so much pain--
Student: What are the social responsibilities of educated people? -
#3086 + ()/158 - [ Report ]
// Doing extra credit for Geosystems in the Smithsonian fossils exhibit
A: Look, it says that 3 billion years ago the "basic fish" evolved. How is it "basic"?
B: Maybe it didn't have many features? *laughs* Yeah, it's Fish 1.0. What came next, Fish 3.1?
C: Yeah, then you get Fish NT, and after 1,000 years of evolution you got Fish ME.
B: What do we have now? Fish XP?
A: Fishta.
B&C: You win.
