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#2060 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
Aaron: Do you realize that you've called on me for the past three classes now? Which is weird, because we've only really had one problem per class.
Mr. Bagden: It's because I don't like you.
// Class laughs
// Aaron starts to answer question
Mr. Bagden: Did you _really_ just say that? Did you really just call me out for picking on you? The nerve of kids these days. -
#942 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
JasonGJi: which is ... basically diffeq on crack
JasonGJi: they call it "the Fourier transform".
Arucard536: ?
JasonGJi: i don't know what it means, except that i don't like the sound of "Fourier"
Arucard536: my house has a fourier, i think, if im spelling it right
JasonGJi: it's pronounced "four-ee-ay"
JasonGJi: french
Arucard536: oh.
Arucard536: then i dont have of them.
Arucard536: -.-
JasonGJi: what your house has is a /foyer/.
Arucard536: yes.
Arucard536: yes it does. -
#106 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// Stolen from a profile.
JustSo1: i have something like the second derivative of pitchfork on the left and then the H thing * pitchfork on the right with that imaginary number thing and hbar
JustSo1: so basically we need pitchfork(time + triangle) = (squiggly d)/(squiggly dt)H thing * pitchfork?
JustSo1: and im confused -
#5584 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
// Discussing an article about how mothers react to pictures of their own baby vs. other babies
S: You see a cute little baby and you go "Aww!" But you see your own baby and you go "Oh my little child! COME HERE!" The reaction is much different.
Dr. Cammer: ...Nahhh, I don't believe that.
S: Well why not?
Dr. C: All babies look alike. And they're all ugly. -
#5320 + ()/39 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Smith is replying to a series of questions he's been asked in emails with a mass email to all his students
Q. You said you got 5th period's data to fit the predicted slopes within about 10% for all three plots. I'm using 6th period's data and I can't get closer than about 20%.
A. That's not actually a question.
And later...
Q. Why are you so incredibly good-looking?
A. The orange vest helps, but it's mostly genetic.
