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#4732 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// In Quizbowl, K has just called someone an ass, but Mrs. Gecan didn't hear
K: Mrs. Gecan, am I allowed to use the derogatory term for "donkey" here?
Mrs. Gecan: You mean "dumbass"?
K: Well, that too, but I was thinking "ass."
Mrs. Gecan: Oh yeah, that's fine... just make sure it's justified. -
#4657 + ()/15 - [ Report ]
// In physics talking about rotation and torque.
Scholla: So here's a wheelchair wheel. These things are hard to get. You sneak into a nursing home at night...
*Class laughs*
Scholla: ...and old people put up a fight, even when you try to convince them it's for a good cause... -
#4506 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Discussing transgender children in Psych
Albert: I think that children who are transgender should wait to live their lives as the opposite gender, because surgeries such as phalloplasty are risky and purely cosmetic.
Mrs. Brown: You've been just waiting to say "phalloplasty," haven't you?
Albert: *grins* -
#4023 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// In HUM
Ms. Glatter: So anyway, your test next week is also going to cover Marxism, fascism, the economic reforms we talked about... wait, who up here is wearing cologne?
Student: Uh, I borrowed a little Old Spice after soccer practice.
Ms. Glatter: Ooooh, okay.
Other student: Is it too strong?
Ms. Glatter: No, I like it, I think I'll just stay up here.
// Later in class. Student wearing cologne pulls off his sweatshirt.
Ms. Glatter: Wooo, cologne and taking your clothes off? What kind of class do you think this is? -
#3798 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the role of the Vice President in AP Gov a week after Obama took office
Mr. Torrence: It really does depend on the administration. The latest incumbent, He Who Must Not Be Named, worked very closely with his vice president... Darth Vader. One could even say that the relationship was similar to the one that exists between Vader and the Emperor.
Arvind: But which one is the Emperor?
Mr. Torrence: Good question... -
#3592 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// Senora Pou finishes a tale on "hoochie mamas" during Span II..
Girl: So what's "hoochie mama" in spanish?
Sra. Pou: Hmm, we don't really have a word for it. I suppose you could call one "un avion."
Class : ...? An airplane...?
Sra. Pou: Oh yeah, cause they just FLY those engines and land EVERYWHERE. You could even call some of them "los jets" cause they're so fast. -
#2147 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// In World History, talking about the Tao
Mr. Kelly: I knew a guy, he had some friends come and ask him, wanna go jump off a 100-foot bridge into water? Guess what happened.
Mr. Kelly: They survive.
Steven Drodge: Wow. That brings a whole new meaning to "if your friends all jumped off a bridge, would you?" -
#1679 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// Talking about the communist revolution in Russia
Nathan: You know, I think it would be beneficial for us to watch Disney's Anastasia in here.
Mr. Maney: Yeah, okay. Hey, do you know what other hit motion picture portrays this time period? (meaning some 1970's thing)
Hayne: Anastasia 2?
