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#4890 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// In German, practicing speaking PALS
Frau Vaden: Pretend your hand is a microphone.
Frau Vaden: Wouldn't it be cool if you actually could use your hand as a microphone for the PALS. Then I could just draw your blood and use that to get your name and listen to you speak.
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#3085 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
In english class talking about alcoholic fermentation
Vivian: So wine is made because of alcoholic fermentation, right?
Cassidy: yeah
Vivian: so that means that when Jesus turns water to wine he does alcoholic fermentation?
Cassidy: but Jesus makes wine from water instantaneously so...
Vivian: Jesus is made up of catalysts!!! -
#2457 + ()/39 - [ Report ]
// Wire in a magnetic field
Dr. Dell: So which way will the current go, clockwise or counterclockwise?
// People mess with the right-hand-rule
Student: Counter-clockwise
Dr. Dell: How many people vote counter-clockwise?
// People raise their hands
Dr. Dell: Good, so do I. So the current is going counterclockwise...
// Dell resumes lecturing for a few seconds
Dr. Dell: Wait, no, it's clockwise.
