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#1291 + ()/21 - [ Report ]
Mr. Sacks: So if Queen Elizabeth died, Charles would take over. But at this rate she's... never gonna die. If she does, they'll stuff her with so much formaldehyde and just prop her right back up! *imitates Queen Elizabeth's body waving stiffly to everyone and grinning like an idiot*
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#648 + ()/15 - [ Report ]
// M. Beeckman, in the middle French class, addresses a student question, then turns it into a long lecture about culture.
M. Beeckman: There's more than one way to cut the cheese.
Class: *cracks up*
M. Beeckman: Well, brie cheese is really soft, and to give everyone the sweetest bit you have to cut it in wedges, and Roquefort...
