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• #523 + (+11)/17 - [ Report ]

  // Convo online while studying Romeo and Juliet
  
  A: o swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon which monthly changes in her circled orbit...
  A: lest that thy love prove likewise variable
  
  *no response*
  
  A: well...i see that thy love is A PIECE OF SHIT
  B: o go whine about me to ur father   

• #453 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Grumbacher, 1999: "So the correct saying should be, 'May the net force be with you.'"

  Tags: grumbacher

• #390 + (+11)/15 - [ Report ]

  Kummer: "Would you rather wake up in the morning and go to work or wake up in the morning and _not_ go to work?"
  Zack: "I'd rather wake up in the morning and go to work."
  Kummer: "Lying SOB."

  Tags: kummer

• #355 + (+11)/11 - [ Report ]

  mineapostasy: the way to a man's heart is through his wireless card

• #342 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Will: My goal is to go through life with a sense of humor and a +10 Greatsword of Doom.

• #308 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Eric Martin: "This has been a test of your emergency Noracast system. Had Nora actually been freaking out and killing people, you'd already be dead."

  Tags: eric_martin

• #80 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Rabscuttle385: i still maintain that a cute girl is better than a laptop any day
  Rabscuttle385: (that's why i bought a desktop)   

• #60 + (+11)/15 - [ Report ]

  SmarterChild: Fo' shizzle your nizzle!
  tubaplayer152: don't talk about my nizzle that way.
  SmarterChild: Excuse me?

  Tags: jack_breese

• #36 + (+11)/11 - [ Report ]

  // About elastic collisions
  Mr. Bagden: If a person jumps off a skyscraper, will he bounce?

  Tags: bagden physics

• #5980 + (+10)/10 - [ Report ]

  //In AP Gov
  //Mr. Zack asks us to describe our first experience with government
  One student:  My parents were watching the Clinton-Lewinsky affair on TV, and I asked what was going on, but they didn't want to tell me, so the way they explained it was that instead of doing his job, the president was "playing with his toys".

  Tags: ap_gov zack

• #5899 + (+10)/10 - [ Report ]

  Monteverde: This video is about the federal budget. It's about as sexy as politics gets.

  Tags: monteverde

• #5860 + (+10)/10 - [ Report ]

  // In class talking about Chinese belief systems:
  Mr. Monteverde: People sometimes say they are a Confucist by day and a Daoist by night. They are structured and hard-working by day... and at night they get into huge drunken orgies.

  Tags: monteverde

• #5623 + (+10)/10 - [ Report ]

  // Talking to student in Dr. Osborne's Precalc class
  Me: Hey, you're in my class. I sit in the front row.
  Student: Oh, you get to see his sandwich.

  Tags: osborne

• #5581 + (+10)/12 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Bello: I teach vocabulary in my class because it's important for which test?
  Class: The SAT!
  Mrs. Bello: Very good. And what else is vocabulary good for?
  Class: Uh... cumulative tests?
  Mrs. Bello: LIFE!

  Tags: bello english

• #5392 + (+10)/20 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing Social Security & government expenditures.
  Mr. Torrence: If you look at the histogram, it looks like an inflated condom.
  Mr. Torrence: ...Oh, grow up.

  Tags: torrence

• #5145 + (+10)/16 - [ Report ]

  // Side-tracked in AP Physics, talking about human evolution
  Student: They also say our brains are getting smaller
  Forbes: Yeah, well, heavy drinking will do that to you.

  Tags: forbes physics

• #5026 + (+10)/16 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about why Barney Frank isn’t President in Gov
  Majeske: He’s openly gay. I don’t know if America is ready for a gay president.
  Aviv: He’s also Jewish. And left-handed.
  Majeske: But the people in his district are such big believers in him, they’ll reelect him after his death.
  Zach: So then he’ll be a left-handed gay Jew zombie?

  Tags: aviv_cukierman government majeske zach_michaelov

• #4786 + (+10)/18 - [ Report ]

  A: How's 1Q (one question) going?
  B: half way to QQ

• #4548 + (+10)/22 - [ Report ]

  // During a literary discussion...
  Student 1: Hey is there sex in the book?
  Student 2: What?
  Student 1: SEX.
  Student 2: Uhh...
  Student 1: *yells* SEX
  // Mrs. Seavey walks from behind Student 1 and stares.
  Mrs. Seavey: Yes, I am aware of what the word means.

  Tags: seavey

• #4445 + (+10)/12 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about teamsters in AP Gov
  Torrence: So instead of using mules to carry goods across the country, nowadays we use...
  Chris: Cows?

  Tags: chris_zeng torrence

• #4418 + (+10)/28 - [ Report ]

  // During an AP Physics quiz on set ups, but not solutions
  Dr. Dell: Do your setups PROPERLY. You need to impregnate your set ups so they can give birth to solutions.  But not on this next quiz, you're too young so you'll have to wait till the test.  

  Tags: dell

• #4405 + (+10)/54 - [ Report ]

  // Calling roll in freshman gym
  Mr. Potoker: Is Kevin here?
  Mr. Potoker: No Kevin?
  Mr. Potoker: Good.

  Tags: pe potoker

• #4304 + (+10)/10 - [ Report ]

  // Observing a picture in the textbook
  Mr. Majeske: Now, take a look at this picture.  Do you see ANY titillation in here?
  *students laughing*
  Student: Wait... What does titillation mean?
  Mr. Majeske: EXCITEMENT!

  Tags: majeske

• #4161 + (+10)/22 - [ Report ]

  // During the Wave Labs back in May 2009
  Danny: Hey, Mr. Rose, for this lab with the glass prism, does it really matter which side I use?
  Rose: *Comes over* *draws stuff, traces lines, basically does the entire lab*
  Rose: Thank God you're a musician.

  Tags: j_rose physics

• #4007 + (+10)/14 - [ Report ]

  // M is presenting a project in Linear Algebra about Google
  M: That would be bad, especially if it was porn.
  R: What is porn?
  M: I'm not qualified to answer that.

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