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#3935 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
Sam: Renjie, please tell Dan that you are not going out with Constance
Renjie: I am not going out with Constance.
Dan: But I saw you walking in the hall together!
Everybody: ...
Renjie: Dan, I saw you in the hall with Lydia (sarcastically). Are you going out?
Dan: Yes, I have a receipt for her! -
#3169 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// In Sen. Mateo's Spanish 2 class
Kevin Shu: Er, Senora, it's getting really hot in here...
Sen. Mateo: Open the door then,
// Kevin does so
Sen. Mateo: You, know, it IS really hot in here. I wish I could take off my shirt, but I can't. Well you know I can, but I can't
Dan: Por favor, NO!
Sen. Mateo: ... -
#2940 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// In APUSH
Mr. Struck: ...and technically the state of West Virginia is unconstitutional. The Constitution states that two states cannot be created out of one, in other words, you can't split a state up for any reason to create two new ones. Maybe that's why West Virginians marry their cousins...
Mod note: Actually, this isn't true (see Article IV, Section 3--if state legislatures and Congress consent, it's all good), but hey. -
#2673 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov, reviewing the history behind the Constitution
Mr. Torrence: Now, does anyone remember which state did not attend the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia? Which state wouldn't want to change the status quo?
Student: Rhode Island?
Mr. Torrence: Yes! Because Rhode Island is small! Tiny! It's like a pimple on Massachusetts's face!
Class: *laughs*
Mr. Torrence (continuing): Rhode Island is a pustule! It's just sitting there, waiting for someone to take a needle and--
Class: STOP. -
#2622 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
// About the class behind the divider, while 20th Century History students were learning about Gandhi
A: They were so loud yesterday!
Mr. Struck: Well, they’re taking an SOL in the library today.
B: Aw, we were actually planning to work our revenge during their SOL.
Mr. Struck: That’s not very nice. Didn’t you listen to Gandhi?
C: We wrote them a note from Gandhi. They just banged on the wall more. -
#2587 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
// Watching "The Devil Wears "Prada" in French; the setting is Paris
Mme. LaSalle: Ok, what's the name of that place?
Ben: La Place de Concorde!
Ben: Yeah, ask me anything about Paris geography and I got it.
Neesha: Ok, what's THAT?
Ben: That would be New York, dear.
// The scene has, in fact, cut to NY -
#1765 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
Helen: lol
Wil: you seem to like those expressions of hilarity.
Wil: e. g.lol
Helen: mmrmm life just isnt the same w/out lol
Wil: i wonder, what would people say if we hadn't developed computer shorthand?
Wil: i mean, people had to say something before the advent of e-mail and chat.
Helen: lol
Wil: you seem to be rather unresponsive to my thought-provoking questions. :(
