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#1517 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// Some freshman are talking during botball (robotics club)
Freshman 1: Dude, check out my robot, it's so friggen awesome!
Freshman 2: It's not that great...
Freshman 1: Are you kidding!?!? My robot is awesome! It has... It has... sex appeal!
*pause*
Freshman 2: So are you're saying you want to fuck your robot?
*Two sophomores walk by without hearing the whole conversation*
Sophomore 1: freshman... too intimate with their technology
Sophomore 2: Must be having problems getting laid by an actual girl... -
#1468 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// In physics, Dr. Walker is responding to a student's question about large tides which occur in Alaska
Docwalk: I'm not exactly sure what tides you're talking about, but they have these large tides that occur off of the coast of China. Every so often, these large tides occur, and people love to ride them with their junks. -
#1347 + ()/10 - [ Report ]
// Rita asks Mr. Pollet if a picture she drew is OK to turn in for a project
Rita: So can I turn it in?
Mr. Pollet: Yeah, why are you redrawing it? It's good.
Rita: *flips paper over to show random scribbles and stick figures* Uh, cause it's on the back of, uh...
Mr. Pollet: CRAP -
#1336 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov talking about the guy who was sued for mooning someone and her daughter
Mr. Kummer: We were just discussing the buttocks policy.
Mr. Torrence: Who here is baring their buttocks?
Mr. Kummer: Blahblahblah...it's not indecent.
Mr. Torrence: But it depends on the nature of the buttocks. -
#486 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
// Talking about publishing our IM conversations
Lechuck343: You know, the more I think about it, the better this whole "publishing" thing sounds. Think about it - if a woman can write a newspaper column about blow jobs and have it become a miniseries, could we not do the same thing here?
vgguy2789: no, because I don't give blow jobs -
#47 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
TheDanTran: logicnerd411's LJ stalker is jgrafton!
jgrafton is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!
TheDanTran: Uhm. errr...
Jeff Grafton (cpujeff122): yes
Jeff Grafton (cpujeff122): I want your blingbling, dan
