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#882 + ()/9 - [ Report ]
// In Film Study, about the Wizard of Oz
Mr. Pollet: They wanted to hire Shirley Temple to play Dorothy but she was under contract with another company. She was just so annoyingly sweet that when you see her movies these days you just want to smack her! *smacks his right hand against his left one really loudly* -
#796 + ()/7 - [ Report ]
// Regarding a Katrina Relief bake sale for TA
Student: Why can't we have it on Thursday morning?
Teacher: Because that's when the cafeteria sells breakfast, and we don't want to compete against them.
Student: Why not?! That's like a monopoly! Sherman Anti-Trust laws! We should sue the school and donate that money to the Relief! -
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burningphire: gawd...running dnetc on dim, eating all the resources :-P
twinofmunin: who, me? :P
burningphire: yea, you
twinofmunin: couldn't be!
burningphire: 23474 car 39 19 544 440 468 R 99.0 0.2 26124:38 dnetc
twinofmunin: ... it's a nursery rhyme. you're supposed to go along. -
#4088 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// It's the last week of junior year
<Spartan97>: I've started coding for fun again.
<Spartan97>: I had to recompile my sanity first.
<ComputerDruid>: What changed in the source of your sanity?
<Spartan97>: I removed the "physics" file.
<Spartan97>: Actually, the whole "junior year" folder.
