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#587 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// Class solves a fusion problem
Peter Cabrera: I'm getting a negative number...
Mr. Bagden: You ever heard of a fusion bomb?
Peter: Yeah...
Mr. Bagden: Does it suck energy?
Peter: No, but it's pretty negative.
*class laughs*
Mr. Bagden: I think I've said this before, but they really don't pay me enough. -
#430 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Gonzales discussing gypsies of the past and the topic of Esmeralda from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" comes up.
Ms. G: So this is why we all know that Esmeralda will eventually become a prostitute. Think about it, if they didn't show her flinging her skirt everywhere and dressing like that, no one would've watched that movie. -
#57 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// About the CompTIA A+ Hardware Exam
CadilacKid: "The CEO in yor company wants to use his new laser printer, but he wants to put it across the office from his computer, without any wires, so you install a IR system. It is not working. Do you:"
CadilacKid: A - Reinstall the driver
CadilacKid: B - Make sure the IR transmitter and IR reciever are facing each other
CadilacKid: C - Make sure they are less than 6' away
CadilacKid: D - Check the IRQ settings
CadilacKid: I mean WTF!
CadilacKid: First of all
CadilacKid: There are like 2 things there that could work
CadilacKid: and where is
CadilacKid: "E" "Move into the 21st centuty and install a 802.11b print server" -
#35 + ()/10 - [ Report ]
TheDanTran: Torbert isn't going to be here tomorrow or Tues
TheDanTran: that means no sneaking off to lunch
azuran07: whos gonna be here?
azuran07: some sub? we might be able to escape
azuran07: watch how latimer subs!
azuran07: we can hope
azuran07: mr latimer we're going to lunch 10 minutes early
azuran07: latimer: oh ok get me fries, i like victor's fries -
#5975 + ()/5 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Colonial era population statistics in the
// new downstairs Commons space, next to the main hallway
Mrs. Hurowitz: "Now, there are two main ways for a population to increase.."
*Several APs and members of administration walk by*
"migration, yes, and babies! Yes, sex! Childbirth!"
*Administration members begin walking faster* -
#4366 + ()/9 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Congress' jurisdiction over military promotions
Mr. Helm: But there were some Naval Airsmen and they had a big party in Las Vegas. They certainly got pretty liquored up and were telling war stories about zooming around. There were apparently some babes at the bar and they showed up and were dancing all around and the Airsmen started to get a little frisky. So then all these sexual abuse charges came up and the female pilots complained of being groped and inappropriate things happened. So when these Airsmen were due for a promotion, when it got to congress they were just like 'no way!' and passed over them.
Mr. Helm: Good thing I was never a Naval Airsmen, or I probably would have been there. -
#3040 + ()/53 - [ Report ]
// Steven is playing "telephone" with Babel Fish
Original:
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End result:
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