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#3695 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Latimer's class you need to turn in thinking logs. Student A has been absent and has not turned in a log
A: Mr. Latimer, do I need to turn in a log the day I was absent?
Mr. Latimer: Well think of what you would have thought about if you were here and turn that in. -
#2523 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// During a deeply philosophical discussion at lunch
A: So what you're saying is that everyone is inherently an asshole, and the only thing separating us from dangerous criminals is the fact that we are able to cover our ass-ness up with morals?
B: Yes, like when you download Microsoft programs illegally, you're really just screwing assholes.
A: Yeah, I'm screwing assh... No, wait, I don't want to say that. -
#678 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
//trying to describe tj to an incoming froshmore
a: yeah, people tried to tell me there was a social order, but i just laughed
b: no, really, there is
b: not much of one, but there is
a: yeah, right
b: we're not ALL geeks
a:*gives look*
b: all right, fine, we're all geeks... but we're geeks with a social order!
