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• #330 + (+2)/14 - [ Report ]

  tubaplayer152: dude...
  AntarcticPhoenix: hm?
  tubaplayer152: that was a general use dude.  The kind that can mean "Hello", "Goodbye", "I want to have your babies", or anything else
  tubaplayer152: it has no meaning
  AntarcticPhoenix: ...
  AntarcticPhoenix: go get your own babies
  tubaplayer152: Where? 7-11?
  AntarcticPhoenix: well, they have bawls....
  tubaplayer152: among other things

  Tags: jack_breese nathan_watson

• #281 + (+2)/10 - [ Report ]

  wdad: tbh they should have It's Academic that allows you to use google
  zing: that would be priceless
  wdad: i'd be like EAT THAT JACOB OPPENHEIM
  wdad: FEELING LUCKY NOW, BITCH?

• #274 + (+2)/6 - [ Report ]

  // Physics and the right hand rule
  mireiyuincorsica: i hate it when i wind up with a right hand rule that looks like i have to cut off my fingers and sew it to the other side of my hand?

  Tags: physics

• #258 + (+2)/8 - [ Report ]

  Guy with a Tbone: i was just out with him, andy, colin, and andrew
  Guy with a Tbone: and pat just kept on insulting my sexuality, claiming that i was gay
  Guy with a Tbone: i felt like i was in a counter-strike game :/

• #178 + (+2)/8 - [ Report ]

  I'm happy now, or at least happier than last night when my mom was like "Every minute your computers are on, God kills a kitten."

• #169 + (+2)/10 - [ Report ]

  // CS Source:
  
  |PSSH|Mirage: damnit lag my ping's 100
  |PSSH|Mirage: maybe i should stop downloading pot...
  <some other guy>: WTF?
  
  // Note PoT is Prince of Tennis   

• #124 + (+2)/4 - [ Report ]

  No, see, Thomas, you can't ride it as well once it's dead. - Eric

• #86 + (+2)/4 - [ Report ]

  // Weasel wants to short circuit himself on one of the syslab outlets
  John: Actually, that's the bad circuit.
  Kyle: Oh yeah... see, there's other things on that circuit than... you.   

• #5096 + (+1)/31 - [ Report ]

  // School Mascots
  T: What's a Colonial anyways?
  R: It's an animal like other school mascots, but it's characterized by its graphing calculator.

• #4824 + (+1)/13 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about Mr. Kelly's trip to the Soviet Union
  // Mr. Kelly described how things like bubble gum were vary valuable in the Soviet Union
  Student: So you traded bubble gum on the black market?
  Mr. Kelly:  Yep.

  Tags: kelly

• #4643 + (+1)/39 - [ Report ]

  // In Mr. Green's Class discussing Walden
  Calvin: And God said "Let there be light."
  Calvin: And Jack Bauer said "Say please."

• #3990 + (+1)/37 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about why fighting continued in the War of 1812 after a peace treaty was signed
  Mr. Struck: There was no instant communication back then. No telephones, no e-mails, no IMs and NO FACEBOOK.
  Class: *gasp*

  Tags: struck

• #3207 + (+1)/35 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Miller: Your head may, temporarily, transform into a lollipop.

  Tags: miller

• #3146 + (+1)/35 - [ Report ]

  [T]heory is only the same as reality in theory, but in reality, theory is not the same as reality, at least in theory, but mostly in reality as well.

• #2370 + (+1)/21 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Lamb's daughter left a party at which alcohol was being served.
  Mr. Lamb: If someone's going to drink, I want them to learn how to drink properly.

  Tags: lamb

• #1854 + (+1)/31 - [ Report ]

  // At running camp
  Coach: Does anyone here know what a Brazilian circuit is?
  Evan: A circuit where you speak Portuguese?
  Aiden: He said a Brazilian circuit, not Portuguese, duh!

• #1645 + (+1)/15 - [ Report ]

  // In AP Lit, next to Dr. Glover's class, after several minutes of random noises, screams, and strange pronunciation guides being heard through the wall.
  
  Wil: Come on! It's *Latin.* It's not like you actually have to speak it!
  Jason: Yeah, well I do... because I'm Catholic.
  Wil: That's not my fault.

  Tags: latin

• #1536 + (+1)/31 - [ Report ]

  // Lindsay and Sarah are walking down the hall. Lindsay is yelling at her MP3 player.
  Lindsay: GRR! Come on! SKIP!
  Sarah: *starts skipping*
  // Later that day--Lindsay is doing a difficult Sudoku.
  Lindsay: So a 2 goes there... wait... NO! Crap, Sarah, crap!
  Sarah: *makes lame constipated noises*
  Lindsay: *dies laughing*

• #1283 + (+1)/11 - [ Report ]

  // After reading a poem that went "A bird came down the walk:/ He did not know I saw;/ He bit an angle-worm in halves/ and ate the fellow, raw."
  Mr. Green: We don't normally eat fellows. And if we do eat them, we don't eat them raw.

  Tags: green

• #1186 + (+1)/11 - [ Report ]

  Maggie:  Are you mocking me, or am I starting a trend?

• #1120 + (+1)/11 - [ Report ]

  // Party being hosted at Joel's house.
  Sophia: Do you have a dog?
  Joel: No. *pause* I have a little brother, though.

• #1105 + (+1)/23 - [ Report ]

  Albert: Mr. Torrence, you're on TJBash!
  Mr. T: What...?
  Albert: Yeah, you saw Darren on the TJ morning news and said "Darren, you have a radio face"
  Mr. T: I did?
  Albert: Yeah.
  Pak: No, he didn't, that was Mr. Torbert...
  *Class laughs at Albert*
  Albert: Dammit.
  Mr. T: ...but I should have said it.

  Tags: tjbash torrence

• #1030 + (+1)/19 - [ Report ]

  // In physics class
  Dr. Dell: How many of you think that the center of mass is where the masses balance on both sides.
  // Class nods No
  Brian Wu: Uhhh thats right.
  Dell: oh really why?
  Brian Wu: Oh i was talking about the moments.
  Dell: YOU'RE MOTHER'S A MOMENT!

  Tags: dell

• #1029 + (+1)/15 - [ Report ]

  // In Tech class
  Alan:  I get this really cool feeling from putting things into a breadboard.  It's like, "In you go, ahhhhh."

• #760 + (+1)/11 - [ Report ]

  Barnett: I've got a new plan for the incoming freshmen
  Barnett: It's called: alias sl='rm -rf ~'

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