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#1562 + ()/137 - [ Report ]
// The Norris-LaGuardia Bill is brought up in History. The topic of Chuck Norris is breached.
Mr. Struck: I've heard the one where every one of Chuck Norris's chest hairs has a black belt.
*class laughs, a few more Chuck Norris jokes are exchanged*
Mr. Struck: They should make one of those sites for Mrs. Bicknell.
Jaskot: Or for you! We could have: Every one of the hairs on Mr. Struck's head has a... oh wait, never mind. -
#4532 + ()/123 - [ Report ]
// During AP Gov, students are using computers, naturally not doing what they're supposed to
Mr. Blackwell: *walks up behind Student* And what is it that you're doing?
Student: I'm on Reader, a news feed aggregator.
Mr. Blackwell: *blank look*
Student: It saves me the trouble of going to many different sites to check for updates because it collects the news into one place.
Mr. Blackwell: *another blank look*
Student: It helps me to waste time more efficiently.
Mr. Blackwell: Oh, okay. That's fine then.
