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// J, W, and E are playing a fighting game.
E: Whoa! What did that guy just say?
J: He said, "This is it!"
E: Oh. I thought he said "Physics!"
J: ...
W: You know you're anxious about junior year when...

Tags: physics
#2580 + (0)/26 - [ Report ]

// In Latin, discussing Pyramus and Thisbe
// Dr. Glover changes slides and begins talking
Dr. Glover: Unfortunately...
Justin: He's not naked!

Tags: glover latin
#2158 + (0)/28 - [ Report ]

Ms. Bailey: So what if cows had three holes, like a bowling ball?
Mica: OMG, Ms. Bailey!!
Everyone: ...
Nicole: How did our conversation get here?

Tags: bailey
#2155 + (0)/32 - [ Report ]

// Mica's away message...
StickFigures02: homework: come on, mica. i've got condoms and chocolate syrup and no one will ever know.
mica: i can't say that i'm not flattered by the offer.. but i really don't want to do you.
homework: i've got pasta. with sausage.
mica: well... maybe just a little.

Tags: mica_moore
#2089 + (0)/22 - [ Report ]

// Discussing Abolition in HUM
Stephen: So those mulatto cookies or what ever they are...
Rest of Table: Milano!
#1874 + (0)/28 - [ Report ]

// Talking about the shortness of many freshman
Mrs. McLean: I know! They're like a bunch of tiny midget people!

Tags: mclean
#1871 + (0)/12 - [ Report ]

// Looking at the new mural/painting thing in the gym
Peter: It's Conan O'Brien!
#1695 + (0)/8 - [ Report ]

Ms. Stevens: Yes, I have to go the bathroom, but I might not want to do it right here.

Tags: stevens
#1627 + (0)/12 - [ Report ]

Mrs. Koepnick: You guys would fight over how many ants were in a pile of ...ants!

Tags: koepnick
#1585 + (0)/8 - [ Report ]

Andy Street: I need to find the right font so that SEXY MAN THIGHS fits on one page.

Tags: andy_street
#1541 + (0)/8 - [ Report ]

// David comes in, really hot outside, wearing sweatpants
David: Aww... I shouldn't have warn my pants today!
Class: *giggles* David?
David: What' they're so freakin hot!
#1423 + (0)/16 - [ Report ]

// English class, thinking of American poets to write on the board
// After a few minutes of thinking and running out of poets...
Lee: Oh, duh, Shakespeare!
#803 + (0)/4 - [ Report ]

// Discussing a dialog between Socrates and Meno where Socrates leads a slave through a geometry demonstration
Mr. McCarthy: Socrates is the midwife as it were. He needs to be present to birth the idea.

Tags: mccarthy
#786 + (0)/12 - [ Report ]

(18:23:34) eugene: later, i'm gonna pass out so i can go to work tomorrow. sleep sometime.
(18:23:37) liz: good luck, 'night
(18:23:39) eugene: thanks
(18:23:42) eugene logged off
(18:24:08) eugene logged on
(18:24:10) eugene: fuck it, can't sleep
(18:24:17) liz: that was fast
#758 + (0)/22 - [ Report ]

Evan: MOTHER FUCKER!
// Mr. Lamb happens to walk into his line of sight as he says this.
Mr. Lamb: ... *stares*
Evan: ... *stares*
Mr. Lamb: *walks away*

Tags: lamb
#743 + (0)/10 - [ Report ]

eugene ('05): also, who the hell is this Jack Breese kid? ...has he been hanging out with eli and nathan? there are dark days ahead.
#694 + (0)/12 - [ Report ]

Amanda: Grant [her boyfriend] is such a nerd!
Grant: No, I'm not!
Katie: It's okay, didn't you guys read that thing that went around a while back that said the sex is better with nerdy guys?
Grant: ...I like Star Wars.
#661 + (0)/16 - [ Report ]

Y2Katie0325: oh justin...
Y: your eyes
Y: are like limpid pools of
Y: of
Y: of...
JustSo1: uh oh
Y: of......
Y: um.
MireiyuInCorsica: HCl
J: urine?
Y: yes
InherentBadTaste: what??
Y: HCl. your eyes are like limpid pools of HCl. <3
#591 + (0)/8 - [ Report ]

Mr. Zack: There is no swimming allowed -- the lake is contaminated by industrial pollutants.
Josh: Hardcore!
#470 + (0)/10 - [ Report ]

Mrs. Gullickson, 1999: "You all know by now if I hate you, right?"

Tags: gullickson
#467 + (0)/8 - [ Report ]

Frau Slagle, 1999: (after speaking at length in German) "Did you understand any of that, Jeff? What did I just say to you?"
Jeff Bondheim: "You said, 'did I understand'."

Tags: jeff_bondheim slagle
#464 + (0)/4 - [ Report ]

Mrs. Gullickson, 1999: "Over the weekend, Jennifer Michaels killed a chicken. We are now going to have a living sculpture of this event."

Tags: gullickson
#416 + (0)/6 - [ Report ]

// Talking about cheating financial systems
Eric: It's so easy to forge checks.
Melthon: My parents do something even better.
Eric: They forge checks really well?
#408 + (0)/18 - [ Report ]

uji: what the fuck's wrong with my body chemistry?
uji: i just drank two bottles of bawls in the space of ten minutes and promptly fell asleep
volkovitsky: hey, eugene, what class is this?
uji: geosystems?
volkovitsky: that was THREE HOURS AGO, you insomniacal cunt. now lay off the caffeine.
#300 + (0)/6 - [ Report ]

// During a crew race while watching a bunch of girls fours go by
Bryan Fleming: Hey, wait, is two seat really hot?... Gimme those binoculars.

Tags: bryan_fleming

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