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• #798 + (−1)/5 - [ Report ]

  El Spinoza: anyway, what'd you think of that PSAT?
  El Spinoza: a. good
  El Spinoza: b. very good
  El Spinoza: c. no error
  vgguy2789: ...you're enjoying this, aren't you   

• #669 + (−1)/5 - [ Report ]

  // conversation with an aimbot
  SmarterPhoenix: Apes are a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a sentient being.
  corno56: you are a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a sentient being
  SmarterPhoenix: Yes i am.

• #637 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

  Zack: I bet you've never eaten with real chopsticks before.
  Eleni: Actually, we have real plastic chopsticks.

• #612 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

  Dan Wright: My style is impeccable. Try to peck it--you CAN'T.

  Tags: dan_wright

• #542 + (−1)/3 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing car turning in a paragraph written by illix (car didn't/doesn't feel that this would be alright)
  illix: it's not plagiarism
  illix: it's open source.   

• #450 + (−1)/1 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Grumbacher, 1999: "I don't care if you don't pay attention, but PRETEND! ... Learn to meditate or learn to draw."

  Tags: grumbacher

• #443 + (−1)/19 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Dell, 1999: "What do we want to get rid of?  Let's get rid of Ir.  I.R.  I are very tired of this."

  Tags: dell physics

• #347 + (−1)/5 - [ Report ]

  Dan Wright: There have been numerous warrior dudes with significant death interest, but they always paid it off at the end of each month.

  Tags: dan_wright

• #287 + (−1)/5 - [ Report ]

  Uh, Sung Won, that's the TBE buffer.  *That's* the soap. - Brian

• #285 + (−1)/9 - [ Report ]

  twinofhugin: wait
  twinofhugin: are you using the cat as a stylus? 

• #261 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

  Ms. Schmid: Okay guys, I just wanted to let you know that you're going to be having a major test next Friday on Chapter 4.
  Jason: Wait, what's chapter 4? Is that all those quizzes I /failed/ last quarter?
  Ms. Schmid: ...yes.
  Jason: ...crap.

  Tags: schmid

• #257 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

  Sammi Boi 42288: deriv of tan
  Sammi Boi 42288: sex^2?
  Sammi Boi 42288: sec....
  SuperGreek555: oh yeah
  Sammi Boi 42288: shows where my mind is <_<

• #233 + (−1)/9 - [ Report ]

  Herb Tyson says: i thought lj was broken.
  Herb Tyson says: i was wrong.
  Herb Tyson says: i'm the one who was broken
  Herb Tyson says: but, now i'm fixed.
  Herb Tyson says: no... wait...

• #158 + (−1)/7 - [ Report ]

  Fleming (to Devraj): "Are you going to CMU?"
  Devraj: "No--*pointing at twismer* he's going to CMU..."
  Twismer (pointing at Devraj): "You _want_ to go to CMU--our robot is bigger than yours!"

• #139 + (−1)/19 - [ Report ]

  // Straight from the hells of MSN tech support.
  Ryan: Brand new Dell, just out of the box.
  Ryan: Tried to dial to MSN 800# to install MSN
  Ryan: McAfee pops up and locks the computer up
  Ryan: Then it BSODs
  Ryan: and so we reboot
  Ryan: and log in
  Ryan: and get "Windows has recovered from a serious error."
  Ryan: WHAT SERIOUS ERROR!
  Ryan: IT'S A BRAND NEW COMPUTER THAT HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON THE INTERNET!!
  Ryan: Seriously!
  Ryan: Talk about "Out of the box" experience.      

• #130 + (−1)/15 - [ Report ]

  The Unknown 1M: Victor tells me to smack you
  The Unknown 1M: <smack>
  The Unknown 1M: I guess your my bitch and I'm Victor's bitch. Wow, we are low on the bitch chain.

  Tags: eric_harmon victor_mircea

• #72 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

  Pimbo13: i have nice legs
  Y2Katie0325: they'd be better if they were liberal
  Pimbo13: my left butt cheek is VERY conservative

• #44 + (−1)/15 - [ Report ]

  94368637: I'd love to die under Google's command

• #40 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

  // About a Physics question
  sHARD: A satellite is in a low circular orbit about the earth (i.e, it just skims the surface of the earth)."
  sHARD: I think more important here, is to worry about how your satellite no longer works

  Tags: physics

• #38 + (−1)/7 - [ Report ]

  Letumeve: hm, alrighty, thank you. that's all, you may return to your regular scheduled programming
  TheDanTran: more like OLQing
  Letumeve: regularly
  TheDanTran: oh. I thought you actually meant programming
  TheDanTran: like... code.
  TheDanTran: wow, I'm such a geek.
  Letumeve: ha   

• #27 + (−1)/9 - [ Report ]

  sHARD: well WASTE could get me into a higher college then not having it
  sHARD: its like the free +1 for being insightful on Slashdot

• #5850 + (−2)/22 - [ Report ]

  // Gilbert talking about the novel 1984
  Gilbert: SO, basically, the government owns your orgasm.
  ...
  Gilbert: Well that was awkward...

  Tags: gilbert

• #5694 + (−2)/34 - [ Report ]

  Kelly: What's the capitol of Kentucky?
  Raynor: ...Idaho?

  Tags: kelly raynor_kuang

• #5253 + (−2)/48 - [ Report ]

  // Matt and Derek are carrying a large mirror down a flight of stairs.  Matt is looking up into the mirror.
  Matt: Does the Bloody Mary thing only work on Halloween?
  Derek: The what thing?
  Matt: Bloody Mary.
  Derek: What thing?
  Matt: ...

  Tags: derek_morris matt_spain

• #4934 + (−2)/34 - [ Report ]

  // Before class started and Ms. Orser wasn't in the room, some students had been making sexual jokes. Ms. Orser finally appears several minutes later.
  
  Ms. Orser: *sees a student put his pencil case inside the desk* Why are you putting yours in there? You're never going to find it again!
  Class: *explosion of laughter*

  Tags: orser

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