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• #3164 + (−3)/21 - [ Report ]

  Kyle: is family guy on tonight?
  Brian: if(temp.getCol() < col && (temp.getRight().getCol() > col || temp.getRight().getCol() == -1))
  Kyle: well lets hope temp.getCol is less than all that other shit

• #3087 + (−3)/17 - [ Report ]

  // In choir, listening to a recording of a German song with a very strong alto section
  Mr. Frels: We'll have the first case of steroid abuse in choir--for the altos.
  // Later in the song
  Mr. Frels: These women sing so strongly because they were raised to bear lots of children.

  Tags: frels

• #2065 + (−3)/35 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Williams: It's like I have to go to the store and choose a dress-I DON'T WEAR DRESSES. It's not like I have to make the dress all by myself.

  Tags: williams

• #1872 + (−3)/25 - [ Report ]

  // Morning of first day of the 2006-07 school year
  PA: A backpack and a coat were found in bus 3100...
  Geosystems class: *laugh* Freshman!
  A: That person is in for a good year.

  Tags: geosystems

• #1331 + (−3)/7 - [ Report ]

  Rachel Murphy: Oh! I outsmarted my underwear!

  Tags: rachel_murphy

• #1289 + (−3)/15 - [ Report ]

  // AP Gov
  Mr. Kummer: *talking about his mother* She's always asking me if I sprayed myself with mosquito repellent.
  *scratches himself*
  Mr. Kummer: Don't tell her my skin is flaking off.
  Mr. Kummer: It's the bird flu AHHHH!

  Tags: kummer

• #1197 + (−3)/11 - [ Report ]

  so far gone fia: your mom!
  so far gone fia: or, as Car seems to like to say, in the butt!
  twin of hugin: yeah, she likes that
  twin of hugin: er
  twin of hugin: saying that

• #1172 + (−3)/13 - [ Report ]

  dufer: You have no idea how many wangs there are in this school.

• #1112 + (−3)/11 - [ Report ]

  Y2Katie0325: SEX SEX SEX
  TheDanTran: ...sure?

  Tags: dan_tran

• #1064 + (−3)/11 - [ Report ]

  A: I'm going to go play cd right now
  A: *cs
  B: u mean work on cs?
  A: only at TJ do people hear cs and think compsci
  B: true
  B: lol and also only at TJ do ppl hear cd and think change directory

• #1041 + (−3)/11 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing bad names
  Mr. Williams: Oh, what's your middle name?
  Teddy: Bruce.
  Others: Ooh, yeah, that sucks.
  Teddy: Yeah, I was named after an older E. Bruce McNeill.
  Williams: Oh that's terrible for a parent to do. I mean, he was probably straight, but it's just sending the wrong message.

  Tags: williams

• #886 + (−3)/15 - [ Report ]

  // About poverty in Africa
  Mr. Kelly: Hey, hey, what do ya' say, uncrushed peanuts for Africa today!

  Tags: kelly

• #840 + (−3)/27 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Dell: My son will go "Daddy, daddy!" and I'll say "c'mere" and then smack him because YOU made a mistake.  And I don't like that, it makes me feel like a bad TEACHER.

• #712 + (−3)/7 - [ Report ]

  JJBaggins2: so this is what it feels like to be sexy...

• #657 + (−3)/9 - [ Report ]

  Matt Boehm: umm do you have to feed poodles, or could i power one through usb?

  Tags: matt_boehm

• #635 + (−3)/5 - [ Report ]

  Deason: or we say it's the intranet all the syslab people have been using all these years, the 'good one'
  Deason: hiding it from everyone else because we hate the world
  The Unknown 1M: lol
  The Unknown 1M: YES

• #594 + (−3)/9 - [ Report ]

  A: I think she got eaten by unicorns.
  B: Um...
  A: Something wrong?
  B: I haven't seen any unicorns around lately.
  A: That's because they're all busy eating her.

• #590 + (−3)/9 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about LJ community hardware_pr0n
  
  Jack: My bedroom is a regular hardware orgy...
  Nathan: What about your basement? Theres a lot of stuff down there...
  Jack: My basement? My basement is an entire whorehouse.   

• #479 + (−3)/5 - [ Report ]

  twizmer: I cannot bring myself to believe that prom is nearly as enjoyable as just having fun with one's friends.
  twizmer: and that'd be cheaper too.
  twizmer: it's just a lot of dumbritual.
  TheDanTran: so.. do that
  TheDanTran: and get murdered.
  TheDanTran: uh.
  twizmer: you see the dilemma

• #436 + (−3)/5 - [ Report ]

  // On a Unix machine after compiling stuff in C
  Mrs. Little: Where's the .exe file?

  Tags: little

• #394 + (−3)/9 - [ Report ]

  someone on lights side of booth (fleen?): so how hard DOES phil rock? really hard? extremely hard? AMAZINGly hard?
  car: your-mom-doesn't-have-a-cervix-anymore hard!
  everyone: ..... YES!      

• #384 + (−3)/5 - [ Report ]

  The Lin Alg Book: Of course, Fig. 1 does not explain <i>why</i> the rotation occurs.  The secret to the rotation is hidden in the real and imaginary parts of a complex eigenvector.
  Later in The Lin Alg Book: Finally, we are ready to uncover the rotation that is hidden within a real matrix having a complex eigenvalue.
  Eric: Woohoo!
  Will A.: So I see.  We have to get special enough to learn the mystery.
  Callie: It's like hazing, with eigenvalues!

  Tags: math

• #356 + (−3)/5 - [ Report ]

  // After the freshman lockin
  Josiah: I felt so stoned.
  Josiah: Then I realized that if I took what I felt, multiplied it by 365, added APs, and threw on a nalgene bottle, that would be Deason.
  ...
  Josiah: Almost.

  Tags: andrew_deason

• #346 + (−3)/9 - [ Report ]

  // After seeing a recent picture of himself online
  sirquackingston: cool
  sirquackingston: does my nose always look that pointy?
  thedantran: ...

  Tags: andrew_deason dan_tran

• #293 + (−3)/3 - [ Report ]

  // After coming to the sad realization this was the only guy on my buddylist with a gf online
  thejediduck: ahah!
  thejediduck: i see now, my belief that my long hair made we sexy was right all along!
  thetaotao: mhm
  thejediduck: also, i have learned that a beard helps
  thejediduck: must keep growing it   

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