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#761 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// True story
A sure sign you're a sys lab geek:
You go into the windows command prompt and immediately type in 'ls'.
You then curse for five minutes because 'ls' is not a windows command.
You then type in 'alias ls=dir' and curse for five more minutes because 'alias' is not a command.
You spend the next half an hour looking for the windows equivalent of 'alias' on the internet.
You type in 'doskey ls=dir' and then you type the following commands in:
cd Desktop
cd School
cd APCS
cd Javacraft
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#294 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
Jack: hmm
Phil Arevalo: Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I've got some money 'cause I just got paid
Oh how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way...
Man. So this is what procrastinating for 9 months gets you.
// In reference to the AP Bio Ecology Packet
Jack: didnt get the abortion in time -
#83 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
Andrew Wang: stepmania next, cause I couldn't get the pads to work. I think they might be broken
Arucard: hey i bet i know what ur problem is
Arucard: i bet you symlinked /dev/input/js0 to /dev/fd0
Arucard: >.<
Andrew Wang: yea. I so did that.
Andrew Wang: except NOT
Andrew Wang: def.
Andrew Wang: dude, that would be like...you write data to a floppy, insert and mount it, and thats like: left
Arucard: HAHAHAH
Arucard: its really hard to get a song cleared
Andrew Wang: yes. it'd be excellent.
Andrew Wang: you'd need 4 floppy drives
Arucard: no, no
Andrew Wang: and automounting. def.
Arucard: oh yeah
Andrew Wang: I think that would be an interesting experiment
Arucard: HAHAHA U SHOULD DO IT
Andrew Wang: step one: write a driver that uses FOUR FLOPPY DRIVES to emulate a pad
Andrew Wang: right.
Andrew Wang: step two: Make four floppy disks, each with their own direction, eg "left" "right" "up" and "down"
Arucard: hahahaha
Arucard: push in the floppys right on time
Andrew Wang: step three: play stepmania in linux, by rapidly inserting and removing floppies from floppy drives
Arucard: or a few seconds ahead of time
Arucard: cause it hast to detect and mount
Andrew Wang: step four: fail. and fail much.
Arucard: hahahahaha
Arucard: =D
Arucard: i bet u could pass
Andrew Wang: on..beginner... -
#5274 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
Mrs. Springer: One of the main influences on "Brave New World" was the philosophy of Karl Marx. Can anyone tell me who he is?
Eddie: That's easy. He's the guy with the beard.
*Mrs. Springer rolls her eyes.*
Mrs. Springer: However, an important philosopher for the modern world is John Locke.
Quinnlan: I know who he is! Wait a minute... he's that guy on "Lost"!
*Mrs. Springer groans* -
#2644 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Brian Terrill, in response to James McConnaughey's facebook post about getting a new bed:
I touched a sheep once. It left a handprint like in those SERTA matress commericials. I chased the sheep around until it was full of handprints.
That's my contribution. If you read it, you can't un-read it.
