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Car: x86 [asm] is more fun!
Mr. Strong: 'x86 is more fun'...you have a perverse sense of humor. I appreciate that.
Car: *nods*
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Mark: It's so blurry.... Shit, where's my glasses?
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Andrew: Timbuktu is in Africa, and Maryland apparently.
Dan: I think Timbuktu, Maryland is a symlink to Timbuktu, Africa.
Victor: Are you sure it isn't a hard link?
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// During the Hum 2 DC field trip.
Deason: Hey Andrew, your backpack is very small...and feminine.
#174 + (−5)/9 - [ Report ]

Mr. Kummer, talking about Congressional prayer: "I don't care whether she said goat or boat or earwax!!!"

Tags: government kummer
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Forbes: Ropes are notoriously stupid. They have no sensory information.

Tags: forbes
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// Commenting on inadvertently typing "yes" in the terminal instead of the IM window.
Kyle Moffett: "yes no"
John Livingston: err
John Livingston: "no"
John Livingston: yes
Kyle Moffett: yes
Kyle Moffett: "no"
John Livingston: no
John Livingston: yes
Kyle Moffett: lots of "no"
John Livingston: yes

Tags: john_livingston kyle_moffett
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// When asked about SuperComp
sg1bc: Easy class
sg1bc: due to latimer being the Teacher.
sg1bc: :-D
sg1bc: :-D
thetaotao: he's a teacher?
sg1bc: Yar.
thetaotao: i thought he was just some guy who lived there so they gave hhim a ocomp
sg1bc: LOL.
thetaotao: seriously
thetaotao: lhe dlooks like a homeless guy with some clothes
thetaotao: whosits there'
thetaotao: mayb epr0ning
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Victor Mircea (azuran07): Error in stack exec... program name: "Dan", received external kill signal from ./smite.sh on line 3, traceback:

exists(dan) == true,
smite(dan);

Tags: victor_mircea
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theunknown1m: Imagine slitting your wrists with a PCI card
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// Discussing Archetypal Theory
Ms. Orser: Now, what is a temptress like? Very sexy, attractive, she lures the hero in. She's usually a few years older than the hero, but not so much older that she isn't attractive.
Student: So, according to this definition, would Sarah Palin count?

Tags: english orser
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Willie: I didn't eat any food at prom. I did drink water though cause I was hot. As always.
Ming-Yee: In what sense do you mean that?
Willie: In the "you want me, you need me, oh baby, oh baby" sense.

Tags: ming-yee_tsang willie_nicklas
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// Discussing Louisiana Purchase Quiz
Sleete: I thought this quiz was pretty interesting; it had the reverse effects of the Louisiana Purchase. After 'spending' time teaching the material, there are still more blank answers than 'occupied' ones.

Tags: sleete
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// Ms. Seavey doing attendance
// Richard is sick on this day and called two friends asking for the IBET homework
Ms. Seavey: Does anyone know where Richard is today?
*Silence*
Ms. Seavey: He didn't call anyone? Does anyone live near him?
*Silence*
Ms. Seavey: It amazes me that people can go through four years of TJ without making any friends.

Tags: seavey
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A: You know how portable media players are called PMPs? They should make it interactive and call it the portable interactive media player, or the PIMP.
B: Isn't that a PSP?
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Brian: Look up a guy named Jenner.
Renjie: Oh, is he the guy who developed smallpox?
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Brian Terrill: Stop! No more orifice carrots!

Tags: brian_terrill
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// In Precalc
A: Since it's squared, it touches, right?
B: Yeah, and if it's quinted, or sexed... wait...

Tags: precalculus
#1888 + (−6)/22 - [ Report ]

Dr. Osbourne: You'll find that in this class I like to use natural logarithms, because, well, they're more... natural.

Tags: osbourne
#1802 + (−6)/30 - [ Report ]

John: i wish i had cake.
John: all i have is, skittles and tapioca pudding.
John: .......THEY WILL BECOME ONE
#1658 + (−6)/22 - [ Report ]

Jack Breese: also, I'm getting interference with my new speakers
Jack Breese: every time the screen changes, they make a sound
Jack Breese: I'm trying to resize windows so I can play music with the interference by using alt-tab

Tags: jack_breese
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A: This boy told his mom he was using his laptop to do his homework, but she came into the room and found that the homework looked suspiciously like CS.
B: ...I don't get it.
A: You know what CS is, right?
B: Yeah.
A: What is it?
B: (in a "duh" tone) Computer science.
A: Er... Counterstrike?
B: ...

Tags: tj
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// Ravi is sitting in the SysLab writing on a card.
Ravi: *Jumping up from chair* I NEED a girl!
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// In the middle of a COTI meeting...

Andy: WHY DO WE HAVE TO KILL OFF ALL THE AUSTRALIANS?!?!
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Corey: They were like 'Did you know you had no right kidney?' and I was like 'Nooo....'

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