Top Quotes
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#971 + ()/125 - [ Report ]
B: Can I borrow a pen to write my Chem homework on my hand?
Dr. Acio: Write it on your face. Then you'll see it when you look in a mirror.
B: I never look in mirrors.
Dr. Acio: Not when you go to the bathroom?
B: I close my eyes in the bathroom.
Dr. Acio: How do you know where you're pissing? -
#1177 + ()/131 - [ Report ]
// In Health Class, student C is playing with a volleyball after a test.
Mr. Potoker: Hey, C, throw the ball to me. (puts out arms to catch it)
C: (throws it, but Mr. Potoker puts his arms down and lets it hit him in the stomach)
Mr. Potoker: OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT, C?!! Everyone, she threw a ball at me! Assault!
*everyone stares at C*
C: I... wha... -
#4902 + ()/118 - [ Report ]
// During the physics wave labs, it is near the end of an afterschool work session.
Mr. Rose: Come on, guys, you have 5 minutes left. If everyone isn't out of here by 6:00, I'll charge 5 bucks per head.
// The students do not listen and continue working.
Mr. Forbes: Make that five POINTS per head.
// Everyone gasps and immediately scrambles to get out -
#4024 + ()/116 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Ero is giving his end-of-year financial talk
Ero: I'm a 35 year old teacher, I don't have to retire for another 60 years..._30_ years.
*class laughs*
Ero: I'll be like Mr. Rose-- I'll have a hearing aid and yell "stop running in the halls!", except then I won't be joking about it. -
#2197 + ()/117 - [ Report ]
// During a power outage
Some kid in the hall: The toilets still work!
Mr. Bagden: Of course the toilets still work, do you know what would happen if you electrified a toilet?!
// Mr. Rose walks in, in response to Mr. Bagden's comment
Mr. Rose: Did you just say what I think you said?
