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#3727 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Thoreau in English with Mrs. O'Brien on the day of a physics test.
Mrs. O'Brien: You know, Thoreau says that he took a course in navigation, but that he never got into a boat.
Mrs. O'Brien: He says, "I may have learned a few physics equations related to navigation..."
Class: *moans*
Mrs. O'Brien: Oh, that was a terrible thing to say, wasn't it? -
#1556 + ()/9 - [ Report ]
corno56: well, my advisor wrote back to me
corno56:
Thursday Afternoon at 3:30 PM.
See you then
corno56: ummm... i have class until 4
JasonGJi: lol doh.
JasonGJi: skip class!
corno56: not a chance
JasonGJi: just this once?
corno56: somehow i don't think skipping class to meet with my academic advisor is very impressive -
#1531 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Williams alg2/trig class, handing our a quiz
Mr. Willaims: Today's quiz is going to be collaborative.
Class: *cheers*
Mr. Williams: It wasn't supposed to be, but first period complained that is was really hard so I changed it.
catwood: ...so first period got screwed? -
#964 + ()/11 - [ Report ]
// Found in an AIM window upon arriving home, in its entirety
Martin Elthon: hello
AntarcticPhoenix <AUTO-REPLY>: ...
Martin Elthon: hmn
Martin Elthon: you appear to not be thinking
Martin Elthon: or have turned into a potato
Martin Elthon: one of the two
Martin Elthon: actually, they go hand in hand
Martin Elthon logged out. -
#102 + ()/11 - [ Report ]
// Doesn't make sense if you haven't read Their Eyes Were Watching God... we were doing skits in English.
Me (Katie T): Mah husband's been gittin' nunkie with Nunkie in the cornfields!
David (Woolston): He's been gittin' what?
Me: Nunkie!
David: Wit who?
Me: Nunkie!
David: Where?
Me: In the cornfields!
David: Wit who?
Me: Nunkie!
David: He got some what wit Nunkie?
Me: Nunkie! In the cornfields!
David: Well, I-god, Ah says you should fahnd yoself a big cookin' pot, go after that Nunkie, and give Nunkie some nunkie of her own! -
#53 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// For you AP Spanish people. Don't try understanding it if you're not taking Spanish.
thedantran: is the essay a timed writing?
mireiyuincorsica: i got the impression yes
thedantran: I thought she was saying we were going to write about a timer
thedantran: then I read the prompt
mireiyuincorsica: lol!!!!
mireiyuincorsica: si yo fuera un timer
mireiyuincorsica: sonó todo el dia.
mireiyuincorsica: insistirÃa en que la gente baila por lo menos diez minutos con yo en la mano antes de que termino de sonar.
mireiyuincorsica: no quieres que yo sea tu timer. -
#5136 + ()/66 - [ Report ]
// Sam Sohn's status: NEW RULE V. 2.1.: Unless I give you permission, you may not ask physics questions. Ask me if you aren't sure whether you're allowed.
Robert Campion: Your rules have versions?
Sam Sohn: Oh yes / Version 1 was 7 questions per week per person / Then I got a bit harsh with Version 2 (no questions at all) / Then got a bit more lenient
Robert Campion: So you're asymptotically approaching `very strict' with an oscillating function?
