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• #5455 + (−9)/63 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Lewis: There are three leads on each transistor.  The ones on the end are the collector and emitter, and the one in the middle is the base.
  Josh: *grabs the middle lead of several transistors* ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

  Tags: lewis tech

• #3964 + (−9)/43 - [ Report ]

  Apurva: Wait, Mr. Kummer, why is the answer democracy? Oh wait, never mind.
  Kummer: Epic fail, Apurva, EPIC FAIL.

  Tags: kummer

• #3835 + (−9)/39 - [ Report ]

  // Conversation died. Five minutes pass.
  1: ...So, what's your favorite element name?
  2: ...
  1: Mine's Seaborgium. :)

  Tags: tj

• #3715 + (−9)/29 - [ Report ]

  // Is having the domain name 'hardwiki.org' sketchy?
  Alexa: Like, as a pickup line.
  Lee Burton: Why don't you and I visit my domain... hardwiki.org.

  Tags: alexa_silverman lee_burton

• #2694 + (−9)/37 - [ Report ]

  Brian: Damnit, I'm always so disoriented when I come out of this Chinese place!!
  Michael: ...
  Patrick: ...
  // Laughter explosion

• #1703 + (−9)/19 - [ Report ]

  // Remarking on Jesse's rather thick eyebrows
  Laura: You know that Black Forest in Germany? Well, it's not actually in Germany-- it's on Jesse's face.

• #1159 + (−9)/15 - [ Report ]

  Sarah: And of course counselors will encourage you if you're -
  Yi: Stupid.
  Sarah: - to get into a -
  Yi: To make doors.   

• #967 + (−9)/13 - [ Report ]

  // MUN crisis committee -- Joel is acting as a terrorist who infected himself with avian influenza to spread it to other people
  Raamin: Here's a terrorist we found! *throws a coughing Joel into the center of the circle* You can question him!
  Drew: Are you sure it's safe for us to be this close to him?   

• #963 + (−9)/13 - [ Report ]

  Brian: You're a dick.
  Student A: Thank you for that assessment.   

• #950 + (−9)/19 - [ Report ]

  Judas: PHYSECKS!!
  S. Mike: ...
  S. Mike: Thought it was
  S. Mike: physucks
  Judas: eh
  Judas: one and the same
  S. Mike: So... secks sucks?
  Judas: no
  Judas: nononono
  Judas: damn
  S. Mike: Hah.
  S. Mike: Owned.   

• #595 + (−9)/15 - [ Report ]

  ***ywlke288 diverts to inflict pain on stebby's balls instead
  stebbyguy: o.O
  ywlke288: yes thats what they look like now

• #414 + (−9)/13 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: so uhm. right now, shower for me. catch you on the flipside.
  TheDanTran: ...there's a back to the Internet?

• #238 + (−9)/13 - [ Report ]

  HellHawk123: see i had to add some spice
  HellHawk123: or as sra. krafft would say
  HellHawk123: aspice
  scake273: nono
  scake273: it's
  scake273: eeespice
  scake273: like
  scake273: escool
  scake273: do you go to escool?
  HellHawk123: yeah
  HellHawk123: or sra. gonz's case
  scake273: schOOOOOOell
  scake273: *constipated face*
  HellHawk123: yeah

• #56 + (−9)/19 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: you know you're really far gone when someone asks "where can you download a good firewall for windows for free?" and you snap "http://www.kernel.org"   

• #51 + (−9)/23 - [ Report ]

  Lee Burton (SG1BC): *<3 rsync*
  TheDanTran: ...
  TheDanTran: ...
  TheDanTran: you're not car, you are barred from using <3
  Lee Burton (SG1BC): c.c
  TheDanTran: GAH
  TheDanTran: you're not car, you are barred from using c.c
  Lee Burton (SG1BC): c.c
  Lee Burton (SG1BC): *<3 c.c*
  TheDanTran: ...
  TheDanTran: :sigh:

  Tags: syslab

• #49 + (−9)/11 - [ Report ]

  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): ironically, a math problem is annoying the heck out of me now, so...
  TheDanTran: But math problem. Maybe I can help?
  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): heh
  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): probably not
  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): even if you could, i'd still rather solve it myself
  Stephen Chi (aznadramelech): oh crap, i come off as some arrogant snob...

  Tags: stephen_chi

• #48 + (−9)/13 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: sleeping animals are like sacks of rice
  twinofmunin: you can sort of...aim them

• #26 + (−9)/15 - [ Report ]

  // This was about physics. Really.
  y2katie0325: the round conductor woogie looks like a really really strange boob

  Tags: physics

• #4790 + (−10)/36 - [ Report ]

  // Starting a unit on music review, the class is listening to music individually
  Harris: Whoever's listening to Miley Cyrus is playing it wayyyy too loud.
  *Class looks around to find culprit*
  Harris: Who's playing Miley Cyrus? Is it Andy?
  Andy: *Takes out earbud* What?
  Harris: Are you listening to Miley Cyrus?
  Andy: Yeah.

  Tags: english harris

• #3718 + (−10)/50 - [ Report ]

  // On the bus.
  Someone: Andy, why are you wearing 2 jackets?
  Andy: Uh...
  Andy: Oh, hey! It's like mitochondria! You know, with the double membrane?

  Tags: biology tj

• #1791 + (−10)/18 - [ Report ]

  Logan: So the Space Cuttlefish can now repair the cyborg Dolphins

  Tags: logan_kearsley

• #1691 + (−10)/18 - [ Report ]

  JJBaggins2: aaaaand lunch
  JJBaggins2 went away at 12:21:53 PM.
  TJWrestler2008: and omg its lunch time
  Auto Response from JJBaggins2: breakfast
  TJWrestler2008: umm
  Auto Response from JJBaggins2: make that... lunch

• #1608 + (−10)/14 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Tyson talking to a group of students near a newly locked boys' bathroom
  
  Mr. Tyson: So if you're a boy and you need to go pee-pee, go use the girls' restroom.

  Tags: tyson

• #1529 + (−10)/10 - [ Report ]

  Student: Do we get a consternation prize?   

• #1454 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

  // K's 7th grade sister wants to take a course next year because some guy will be in it. K is trying to dissuade her.
  K: Yeah, so last year I almost took... bionanotechnocomsmophysionology... because this girl was gonna be in it. But then I didn't. Yeah.

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