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• #1206 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

  // At practice for the Chapel Square Combo, discussing possible songs
  Director: Do you guys know "The Man I Love"?   

• #688 + (−10)/16 - [ Report ]

  -> nickname (God) is already in use
  -> press (Control+F1) to retry!      

• #653 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

  "I vote give the deer STDs!"
     

• #646 + (−10)/18 - [ Report ]

  TheDanTran: there is something hardcore about using the internet on a TV except totally not
  twizmer: it's sorta hardcore in the way that hanging out of a window drunk screaming at traffic is hardcore.
  TheDanTran: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

• #619 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

  xhuwin: Don't go calling him an ass hole or antyhing.
  xhuwin: that would be temerious.
  HellHawk123: HellHawk123: YOU ASSHOLE!!
  HellHawk123: dude you read me like a book

• #546 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing Dmitri Shostakovich
  "Shost my kovich!"
  "Shost *your* kovich?"
  "Shost *a* kovich!"   

• #397 + (−10)/16 - [ Report ]

  Kiimu: tiimu is a caucasian princess!
  Car: more like an asian princess with a cock.   

• #382 + (−10)/14 - [ Report ]

  car: malloc() is a party and a half!
  berkhahn: is free() the other half?
  car: yes.  yes it is.      

• #319 + (−10)/14 - [ Report ]

  Eli: Is it just me, or have you noticed it about the EA opening thing?  I mean, the 'Challenge Everything' is starting to sound more and more like 'Worship Satan'.  By 2011, they'll have just dropped the pretense, their games will start with "EA Games, WORSHIP SATAN YOU PATHETIC MORTAL WORM!!!!!!!.  Um... Challenge everything.'

• #296 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

  "Did he just crap out a lightning bolt?" 

• #242 + (−10)/18 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: =========================[}
  twinofmunin: *thwuck*
  twinofmunin: you have been pied
  NorthernS0ng: oh come ON, I rolled a 19

• #32 + (−10)/10 - [ Report ]

  octoputato: what exactly does it feel like to de-pwn something
  TheDanTran: ...
  TheDanTran: de-pwn?
  octoputato: yeah.
  octoputato: unpwn
  octoputato: u kno
  octoputato: the un-doing of pwning
  TheDanTran: I've never heard of undoing a pwning
  TheDanTran: but...
  octoputato: well its like someone else pwns it now
  octoputato: bad wording
  TheDanTran: me being the pwner, or the pwnee?
  octoputato: as in u used to be the pwner and then u weren't
  octoputato: i got the lowest score on my cs test all year
  TheDanTran: hm.
  TheDanTran: it feels like crap
  TheDanTran: to be de-pwned.
  octoputato: but isn't it a bit relieving?
  octoputato: yeah ur rite it isn't.

• #22 + (−10)/12 - [ Report ]

  TheDanTran: You know you have way too much time when... you throw random mirrored smilies at car.
  cpujeff122: quiet you
  cpujeff122: get back to work
  cpujeff122: plus, they aren't smilies.  they're just the eyes
  TheDanTran: bah
  TheDanTran: >.<
  cpujeff122: don't you start   

• #3652 + (−11)/37 - [ Report ]

  // Playing the game 20 questions in precalc
  Max: Does the first letter of the last name begin with a letter in the second half of the alphabet?
  Mr. Stueben: Yes.
  Max: Okay people, that's from "n" to "v".

  Tags: max_beckard stueben

• #2763 + (−11)/19 - [ Report ]

  // About Schrodinger's Cat
  1: isn't that something psychological or something?
  1: er mathematical, something like that
  2: try quantum physics
  2: you were close enough

  Tags: physics

• #2475 + (−11)/23 - [ Report ]

  // While typing in the address for the TJ website
  
  Asher: tjhat.wsu
  Harry: Fail.

• #1577 + (−11)/27 - [ Report ]

  TheDarkFuzz: Oppose me on the pizza issue, will you?
  ponderosa87: Duh.
  ponderosa87: Domino's for the win.
  TheDarkFuzz: Not so, fool. Pizza Hut is far superior.
  ponderosa87: Pizza Hut is greasy and weak, fool!
  TheDarkFuzz: Eating Dominoes over Pizza Hut is like eating trash someone took a crap in instead of eating great pizza. Although why I would expect an uncultured ingrate like you to know, I have no idea.
  ponderosa87: Geez, while you're at it, why don't you just slice a piece of lard into eight equally vile, overly cheesy concoctions and call it "piz-uh", like your precious Pizza Hut.
  ponderosa87: Fool!
  TheDarkFuzz: I'll "fool" you!
  ponderosa87: Oh ho.
  ponderosa87: Now it's on.
  TheDarkFuzz: It's already been brung.
  TheDarkFuzz: Wait, damn. Wrong timing! Wrong timing!
  TheDarkFuzz: Mayday! Abandon ship!
  ponderosa87: I sunk your battleship!
  TheDarkFuzz: ...well crap. Luckily, I brought along some fresh pizza to eat while I float in the middle of the ocean.
  TheDarkFuzz: Shit, this is Dominoes! I told the boy to get Pizza Hut! Ahhhh god, it's like every toilet in the world just took a crap in my mouth!
  ponderosa87: Eww.
  TheDarkFuzz: Exactly.
  ponderosa87: Now there's a metaphor I shall carry with me to my death bed.

• #1464 + (−11)/17 - [ Report ]

  // After I said something. I don't remember what it was, but I'm Eli. It must have been horrible.
  Vanessa: You need to get a woman.
  Eli: I sort of have one...
  Vanessa: You need to use her.
  Eli: She's not that kind.
  Vanessa: Well... you need to use her womanly facilities!
  Will C.: That doesn't sound any better.

• #1192 + (−11)/39 - [ Report ]

  // Two girls stripping wires
  E: Wow D, you ARE a good stripper.
  D: You know it.

• #1123 + (−11)/11 - [ Report ]

  // In a chat room
  X:your mom jokes are like drugs. once you start, you can't stop. that's a word from the wise.
  // A few minutes later
  X:you've been smoking one too many your mom jokes...   

• #961 + (−11)/19 - [ Report ]

  A: its almost ten and i havent started my dbq yet
  A: meh
  B: i have done very little hw too
  B: mooh
  B: *moo
  A: haha mooh?
  A: thats like the product of meh and moo
  B: i guess meh and moo had one wild night we didnt know about

• #909 + (−11)/11 - [ Report ]

  // When describing how to draw bats
  Star13lazer11: bats can be...
  Star13lazer11: uh
  Star13lazer11: circles with wings
  Star13lazer11: and uh
  Star13lazer11: triangles on the circle
  Star13lazer11: since bats have ears
  Star13lazer11: and the wings can be..
  Star13lazer11: uh
  Star13lazer11: connected parallelograms or something

• #699 + (−11)/15 - [ Report ]

  thepascalproject: wow, you might be a nerd if when you try to type redhead, you accidentially spell redhat.

• #538 + (−11)/21 - [ Report ]

  Victor: What's yesterday?
  Lee: I don't know.
  Victor: Well, what was the day before yesterday?
  Logan walks in: Monday.
  (Victor leaves, Lee chuckles)
  Logan: Wait, what's funny?
  Lee: We know what yesterday was, he wanted to know how to say it in Japanese!

• #517 + (−11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Twizmer: Hey, I /am/ nice to my girlfriend sometimes.
  Stephen: Nice as compared to what? A dying cow?

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