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• #3743 + (−13)/51 - [ Report ]

  // Working on IBET projects
  James: Mrs. Rosenblum said we'd have to use alfalfa instead.
  Kelsey: That's a type of llama, right?

• #3258 + (−13)/47 - [ Report ]

  // During a compsci class
  Andy: You Syslab kids don't get any exercise. I myself jog 5 miles a day.
  Steven: I get exercise! I exercise by typing!

  Tags: syslab

• #2255 + (−13)/47 - [ Report ]

  I fail at everything.
  If I were to enter a contest to see who could do something as close to perfect, but not quite,
  I would get second place.

• #1756 + (−13)/19 - [ Report ]

  // Student requests for two post-ap math problems
  Winn: That sounds like a fast food chain....
  Ms Gabriel: *laughs while handing out problems*
  Jack: SUPERSIZE it!   

• #1696 + (−13)/17 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Hamby: Man, for all intents and purposes, the Internet was dead.

  Tags: hamby

• #746 + (−13)/21 - [ Report ]

  // Submitted to TJbash, shown below in its entirety
  
  "you are all horribly deprived kids..."

• #607 + (−13)/17 - [ Report ]

  Alice: "I mean, I just had two guys dive for my lap."

• #341 + (−13)/17 - [ Report ]

  See.
  See Colin.
  See Colin backslash.
  See Colin backslash Windows.
  See Colin backslash Windows with an arrow.

• #249 + (−13)/25 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: :D
  N_A: :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
  twinofmunin: oh snap
  twinofmunin: i am outgunned   

• #131 + (−13)/17 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: birthdays are nice
  twinofmunin: they are an excuse to give people stuff without them looking at me funny

• #18 + (−13)/29 - [ Report ]

  thedantran: if only thinkgeek made button down version shirts of stuff they sell
  twinofmunin: ...
  twinofmunin: c.c
  twinofmunin: someday i'll get you in a tshirt.
  twinofmunin: you'll see.
  twinofmunin: *shakes fist*

• #5866 + (−14)/26 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about a scene in Beast of the City during Film Studies
  Pollet: You can see he pulls out a rubber rod here. It's because you can't beat a suspect with a baton or they'll bruise, but if you beat them with something rubber, it won't leave any marks.
  Brandon: I have to remember that in case I have kids!

  Tags: brandon_pang pollet

• #5119 + (−14)/28 - [ Report ]

  Tom: Pants with snaps down the sides would be pretty cool. They'd go popopopop all the way down.
  Connor: Like a little machine gun in your pants!

• #4045 + (−14)/40 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about licking batteries in tech class
  Richard: C'mon JJ you know you want to.
  JJ: Fine. I'll stick it in my mouth for $5.

  Tags: tech

• #2822 + (−14)/24 - [ Report ]

  // In band, having just read several pieces
  A: So are we going to play Linconshire for the concert?
  Ulrey: Are you crazy?  What are you smoking?!

  Tags: band ulrey

• #2705 + (−14)/32 - [ Report ]

  fsufitch: |\|32|)5 4|\|0|\|
  fsufitch: ^^ you can enter if you can read the sign ^^

• #2469 + (−14)/38 - [ Report ]

  x: Man, I want a Swedish army knife.

• #1551 + (−14)/16 - [ Report ]

  // Amanda is about to mention something Ren gave up for Lent
  Amanda:... Oh that's right, I forgot, you're abstaining.

• #737 + (−14)/28 - [ Report ]

  Dareth8: No.
  TheDarkFuzz: Si.
  Dareth8: Nay.
  TheDarkFuzz: Yes.
  Dareth8: False.
  TheDarkFuzz: Yea.
  Dareth8: Incorrect.
  TheDarkFuzz: True
  Dareth8: Wrong.
  TheDarkFuzz: Correct
  Dareth8: No.
  TheDarkFuzz: Wi wi.
  Dareth8: Look, no.
  Dareth8: In every possible way, no.
  TheDarkFuzz: Close your eyes, yes.
  TheDarkFuzz: In no ways at all, yes.
  Dareth8: Hate you.
  Dareth8: So much.
  TheDarkFuzz: Love me.
  TheDarkFuzz: So little.
  Dareth8: Well...yes, that seems fairly accurate.
  TheDarkFuzz: No, that definitely isn't accurate at all.
  Dareth8: But...you just said it.
  TheDarkFuzz: But...I just didn't say it.
  Dareth8: Ye, you did!  It's right there!
  Dareth8: /smack
  TheDarkFuzz: No, I didn't! It isn't there anywhere!
  TheDarkFuzz: /pat
  Dareth8: /hadoken
  TheDarkFuzz: /shoryuken
  TheDarkFuzz: 3
  TheDarkFuzz: 2
  TheDarkFuzz: 1
  TheDarkFuzz: FINISH HIM!
  TheDarkFuzz: Down to Forward quarter circle A!
  TheDarkFuzz: FATALITY
  TheDarkFuzz: Josh WINS.

• #231 + (−14)/18 - [ Report ]

  Lee: [email protected]
  Barnett: bah@you.aol.com
  Barnett: ahhh pizzowned
  

• #221 + (−14)/18 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: ]aDFojkga;oiedjgoaiejrhg
  darkwinggtr: please terminate your strings, kthx
  twinofmunin: \0

• #215 + (−14)/18 - [ Report ]

  // Stupid Algebra 2 hw was find 3 misleading graphs
  
  DisembowelingOne: misleading
  DisembowelingOne: graphs
  DisembowelingOne: dollar a piece
  DisembowelingOne: lol
  DisembowelingOne: :-)
  DisembowelingOne: come on dude
  thetaotao: damn
  thetaotao: FUCK
  thetaotao: FUCK
  thetaotao: hmmm
  thetaotao: microsoft.com it shall be    

• #208 + (−14)/18 - [ Report ]

  //O_O
  
  Lady Cregga: omg my dad told me a funny story about gonorrhea

• #207 + (−14)/14 - [ Report ]

  thetaotao: there's a guy on a server with that ip named sg1
  Lee Burton: LOL?
  Lee Burton: Let me go KILL him
  Lee Burton: :-P
  Lee Burton: WNxSG1 has join the game
  Lee Burton: WNxSG1 kills SG1 with p90
  Lee Burton: Last message repeats 1000 times.
  Lee Burton: SG1 has disconnect and promised to change name.

  Tags: lee_burton

• #1359 + (−15)/27 - [ Report ]

  // In class, trying to find the best way of solving a problem with a computer
  Mr. Torbert: You're right, even though this gets rid of our old problem, it's still too hard.
  Jason: It's like saving people from a hurricane by hiding them in a volcano.
  *pause*
  Class, esp. Jeff Miller: *laughs really loudly*

  Tags: torbert

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