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• #5181 + (−54)/80 - [ Report ]

  // During homecoming while at a restaurant with friends
  Guy A: Do YOU think Stalin is cute?
  Girl A: Uuuh... yeah, of course!
  Guy A: *facepalm*
  Girl B: Young Stalin is adorable!
  Girl A: Stalin? What? I thought you said puppies!

• #2609 + (−55)/109 - [ Report ]

  // First day of summer school, commenting on how so many of her friends were taking something.
  Alexa: Everybody's here! It's like school, only during the summer!

• #137 + (−57)/69 - [ Report ]

  twinofmunin: i was going 70 on the greenway and illix was like "PLEASE SLOW DOWN OMFG WAY TOO FAST IT'S FUCKING SNOWING"
  twinofmunin: i lvoe driving
  twinofmunin: *love

• #2093 + (−68)/118 - [ Report ]

  Unknown: What if I started my own church about, like, yogurt?

• #5823 + (−85)/95 - [ Report ]

  // USAICO is a prestigious 16-person camp for top computer science students across the nation
  // ARML is a math competition that happens around the same time as USAICO
  A: Did you make ARML?
  B: Uh, no. I didn't go to ARML practices because I knew that ARML and USAICO would clash.

  Tags: tj

• #806 + (−87)/95 - [ Report ]

  // After many days of Mr. Stueben not returning Dustin's test
  Dustin (yelling): Mr. Stueben's eating cheese, cheese, CHEESE!   

• #608 + (−231)/257 - [ Report ]

  // On a bus ride
  Nathalie: Cameron, can you close that window? It's freezing up here.
  Cameron: Well it's really hot back here!
  Nathalie: Then take off your coat, you moron!   

• #29 + (−265)/321 - [ Report ]

  cpujeff122: kook.
  twinofmunin: c.c
  cpujeff122: v.v
  twinofmunin: >.>
  cpujeff122: p.p
  cpujeff122: l.l
  twinofmunin: egad.
  twinofmunin: b.b
  twinofmunin: b.d
  twinofmunin: BATMAN
  cpujeff122: yes!
  cpujeff122: p.q
  twinofmunin: c.c
  twinofmunin: egad.
  cpujeff122: dage.
  twinofmunin: c.c====
  cpujeff122: shifty eyes moving really fast?
  twinofmunin: c.c
  twinofmunin: shifty eyes shooting laserbeams
  cpujeff122: ----->.>
  cpujeff122: ooooh.
  twinofmunin: see?
  twinofmunin: HOBOHLBLOHOBLBLH!   

• #2886 + (−400)/484 - [ Report ]

  // Julie is listening to music on speakers
  Mom: I don't understand these lyrics.
  Julie: Possibly because it's in German?

  Tags: julie_thatcher

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