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// Mr. Ero has just discussed self-stereotyping
// Studies show that if Asian girls are reminded before a test that they are girls they will do more poorly, in accordance with the stereotype
// But if they are reminded that they are Asian, they will do better, also in accordance with stereotype
Mr. Ero: So, when you're taking a test, _you're Asian!_
Student: But what should we be when we're driving? -
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// Introducing vectors in precalc
Mr. Auerbach: One common application of vectors is in forces in physics. The units of force are Newtons, also known as kilograms... meters per... something...
Mr. Auerbach: Give me a break, it's been a long time since I ignored Dr. Dell in physics and played Connect Four instead. -
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SirQuackingston: I wonder what life would be like if we talked in xml....
SirQuackingston: like
SirQuackingston: <reprimand>Bad Dan! Stop getting distracted!</reprimand>
SirQuackingston: <exclamation>I like cheese!</exclamantion>
SirQuackingston: argh, parse error
SirQuackingston: </exclamation>*
TheDanTran: <statement type="sarcastic">that would be so awesome. let's do this from now on</statement> -
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// In Drivers Ed, discussing what to do when an emergency vehicle is coming
Ms. Stetson: People who don't pull over for emergency vehicles piss me off! They should pretend like the closest member of their family is in that ambulance!
Nick Brown: Why would my laptop be in an ambulance? -
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// During a lesson on morals in difficult situations
Dr. Deivert: Well, don't ask me about some of these...Mr. Potoker came up with them.
*starts reading off slips of paper* For example..."You think you might have an STD. You are responsible, so you have an appointment with the doctor all set up. However...later that night at a party, a boy/girl that you think is 'hott' --that would be with two t's, class-- comes up and asks if you want to go somewhere 'more comfortable'."
Dr. Deivert (scandalized voice): MR. POTOKER! -
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// Talking about birthdays in AP US
Mr. Struck: Well, *some* of us have decade birthdays coming up...
Natalie: Oh, Mr. Struck, are you turning 40?
Mr. Struck: Natalie gets an A for the year! But no, I'm turning 50.
Collin: Well, at least you get a senior citizen discount.
Mr. Struck: And Collin gets an F for the year.
