Top Quotes
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#5371 + ()/105 - [ Report ]
A: You know what would be cool? If Mr. Kummer narrated a documentary. There'd be some random thing happening, and halfway through he'd start talking about some girl he knew in college.
B: Oh, and Dr. Osborne could do the track for the hearing-impaired.
A: "I DON'T NEED SUBTITLES!!!" -
#2875 + ()/107 - [ Report ]
// During AP Physics
Dr. Dell: In most of the problems that we do, we're dealing with just one particle. Now this makes the math nice but it also leads to the seductive thought that the potential energy is OF the particle, which is NOT true! Don't give in to this seduction! ...because then you'll be pregnant with bad ideas. -
#2805 + ()/107 - [ Report ]
// In APUS, talking about voter turnout
Sleete: You know who I blame for bad turnout? MTV. Back in one election year, they had a campaign: Vote or die. Paris Hilton was one of the spokespeople. Oh, she wore the shirt, and she was in all the commercials... But she didn't vote. Why is she still alive? I'm waiting for MTV to fulfill its obligations. -
#1482 + ()/107 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Conklin is saying goodbye to a student, "Fabius" (his Latin name), before the weekend.
Ms. Conklin: Bye, Fob! That's my little Fob. I do love him. I just want to kiss him all the time.
Kids in class: Ummm, Ms. Conklin, do you know what you just called that guy?
Ms. Conklin: Fob? Yes, well, I shortened his name a bit... down to one syllable... Why, should I call him "Fobby" instead? -
#1644 + ()/105 - [ Report ]
Mr. Torrence: So, let's say Dan is blasting his really loud rap music...hey, Dan, can you beatbox for me?
Dan: Umm...no, I can't.
Mr. T: Oh, come on, you're not that white.
Dan: Yes, I am.
Mr. T: Oh, come on, give it a try.
Dan: Why don't you, Mr. T?
Mr. T: No, I can't, I'm not that black. -
#3751 + ()/108 - [ Report ]
// During the middle of Biology class, Mr. McFaden asks Daniel about the stomata
Mr. McFaden: What happens to the stomata when its really hot outside?
Daniel: Um, it closes?
Mr. McFaden: What about when it's really cold outside?
Daniel: Uhhh, it shrivels up?
Mr. McFaden: No, you're thinking about something else.
