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#2144 + ()/101 - [ Report ]
Dr. Acio: ...So that's why you don't age when you go past the speed of light, because you turn into pure energy, and energy doesn't age.
Student: Wait, but you can't go past the speed of light.
Dr. Acio: Oh, that's what they said with the speed of sound, but we showed them! -
#5248 + ()/98 - [ Report ]
// During Multivar, discussion of some simple integrals
Dr. Osborne: You know, then you can just use the double angle identity here. You should have learned this in, what, 7th grade...or kindergarten, or whatever...
Student: What did YOU learn in kindergarten, Dr. Osborne? -
#1373 + ()/96 - [ Report ]
// Wil has just spelled something wrong on the poster and is correcting it
Mrs. Wu: That reminds me... Last weekend I had my son's 4th grade project meeting at our house. They had everything done nicely, there was only the title page left. And when it was done it said... "Colonial... *awkward pause*... Vagina". *puts face in hands* Anyway. -
#2380 + ()/95 - [ Report ]
// AP Physics, talking about capacitors
Dr. Dell: We are going to take a poll. You have three choices. You could pick the incorrect one, which is nothing happens. You could also pick the other incorrect one, which is that it gets flung out. Or you could pick the correct answer: it gets sucked in. So who says nothing happens?
No one: *raises their hand*
Dr. Dell: How about it gets flung out?
No one: *raises their hand*
Dr. Dell: How about it gets sucked in?
Two people: *raise their hands*
Dr. Dell: *kicks the desk*
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Dr. Dell: Nice to know we're all on the same page. -
#1629 + ()/97 - [ Report ]
// In the morning, studying for the Physics test
Kid 1: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Kid 2: Don't worry. I looked at the practice test, and all the problems are really easy. I really don't think that it'll be that bad.
Kid 1: Dr. Walker contributed a problem.
Kid 2: ... We're fucked. -
#4545 + ()/90 - [ Report ]
// In Hum I English talking about when Mr. Williams worked at Lake Braddock
Mr. Williams: Actually, it was my first day of teaching 9th grade, and I forgot what 9th graders were like. There were two guys with hairless legs and booming voices and I thought "AHH, TRANSVESTITES!"
