Top Quotes
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#4461 + ()/87 - [ Report ]
// Talking about lab safety
Mr. Kauffman: This stuff will dissolve flesh. You must wear a lab coat. One year at McLean I had this gang banger as one of my students. He spilled acid on his crotch. But luckily for some reason this gang decided to wear plastic pants that day. So he was okay. -
#4086 + ()/83 - [ Report ]
// Discussing life lessons on the last day of Diff Eq
Student: Tell us about an adventure.
Dr. Osborne: An adventure? I don't think I have any that are PG-13...
// Later that class
Student: Come on Dr. Osborne, there has to be something you did in college you can tell us!
Dr. Osborne: Very little of what I did in college was PG-13. -
#1994 + ()/87 - [ Report ]
// A discussion of Aristotlian tradgedy turns, somehow, to porn
Mr. Williams: When I used to work in a video store people would come up to me and be like "I was looking at your porn section and it seems from the titles that all the women in the videos are skanks. Don't you have any porn with nice women?" -
#1259 + ()/82 - [ Report ]
// After reading a seemingly random poem in English
Class: Mr. Green, why are we reading this poem? Are you going somewhere with it? What does it mean?
Mr. Green: Are you questioning my motives? Well, actually... we didn't have anything to do today... and I found this [poem] on the copier... I was desperate! -
#902 + ()/88 - [ Report ]
// On the first day of school, during our first ever PE class at TJ as freshmen. Mr. Potoker was finishing his explanation of what we would need to bring for PE.
Mr. Potoker: ...so that about wraps it up for what you will need to bring for PE. Are there any questions about what I just said?
Random boy: Will boys need to bring a cup?
*silence*
Mr. Potoker: What? You mean, like, to drink out of?
