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#4897 + ()/82 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Blackwell is taking roll. He's having us portray the historical figure that we're researching when he calls our names.
Mr. Blackwell: Arman?
Student 1: He's not here.
Mr. Blackwell: Oooh, does anyone have some good gossip about Arman?
Student 2: He's short.
Mr. Blackwell: That is not gossip. Next...who are you?
Student 3: Thomas Hobbes.
Mr. Blackwell: Ah, Mr. Hobbes, what is your insight on life?
Student 3: It's nasty, brutish, and short.
Student 2: Like Arman. -
#3739 + ()/82 - [ Report ]
// In algebra 2 class, talking about a graph showing the recent recession our economy has been through
Mrs. Maturo: So as you can see, many people's salaries have gone down significantly over the past year. My salary, however, has not, because there is no where for it to go down to. -
#1427 + ()/85 - [ Report ]
// A TJ student discusses his paper on the death penalty with another non-TJ student.
Josh: I don't know how to start my paper.
Josh: 'In my opinion, the death penalty is... bad.'
Josh: No, that doesn't seem quite right.
Eric: You should start it with a guilt trip.
Eric: "Little Mayella Smith was out to buy a lolly-pop, when all of a sudden, BAM! Death penalty got her right in the face." -
#1294 + ()/93 - [ Report ]
// After learning about Shakespearean sex slang and using it to understand a Shakespeare sonnet in English
Ms. Orser: So, have you guys figured out the sonnet yet?
Edward: Yeah... and it's sorta disgusting...
Ms. Orser: Disgusting? Nah. It's just two men having sex... that's not disgusting. You wanna know what's disgusting? Picking dead people out of their graves to have sex with them. Now *that's* disgusting. But this isn't that bad. It's just gay sex. *laughs loudly*
