Top Quotes
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#1219 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// During Mr. Kummer's AP Gov class
Kummer: One of the roles of the media is Scorekeeper. They like to use lists and numbers a lot. Go to the supermarket checkout aisle and look at the magazines there. They are covered in numbers. Like one might read:
"32 Ways to Make a Juicier Turkey"
"8 Ways to Have a Better Sex Life"
"17 Ways to Have a Better Sex Life with Juicy Turkeys" -
#1113 + ()/80 - [ Report ]
Mr. Sacks: You guys can work in the hall, cause apparently that's the cool thing to do.
*Kari nods jokingly*
Mr. Sacks: Kari's gonna go in the hall, cause she's cool.
Student 1: Mr. Sacks wants to be like Kari!
Mr. Sacks: That's exactly what I want to be... a skinny Asian girl.
Kari: Should I be offended?!
Mr. Sacks: No, no, *raises hands* I meant slender. -
#4571 + ()/73 - [ Report ]
// DBQ Question: Analyze the effectiveness of political compromise in reducing sectional tensions in the period of 1820 - 1861.
Mr. Struck: So these are all examples of compromises that helped reduce sexual tens--
Class: HAHAHAHAHA.
Mr. Struck: *bangs head against his cubicle* I MEANT SECTIONAL TENSIONS! -
#3742 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Secret Snowflakes in WHG2 with Mr. Sleete (who's wearing red)
A: We should have Secret Snowflakes!
Mr. Sleete: Secret Snowflakes?
B: Nondenominational Secret Santas. Actually, why don't we just call it nondenominational fat guy in red with a big white beard?
Mr. Sleete: ...
Mr. Sleete: That's me. There goes your grade for the quarter... -
#3329 + ()/83 - [ Report ]
Mrs. Chhabra: So does everyone understand titration? It's like I have five little duckies, and I want to split 3 of them. So I take the three duckies and cut them each in half. But I didn't split all five, I split three of them! And those three are divided, but its not six, its 3! It's like I have one ducky-leg in one hand and one in the other...
*goes on for some time, trying to make the analogy work*
