Top Quotes
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#2540 + ()/102 - [ Report ]
// Talking with a base school friend
Base School Kid: You know, I'd never fit in at TJ. You guys just...aren't normal.
TJ Kid #1: Yeah, we're so far from normal we're tangential.
BSK: See, that's what I mean! You're all weird! You have such a deviant sense of humor.
TJ Kid #2: Sorry.
BSK: Just promise you'll stop, okay?
TJ 1: Fine. Well, anyways, you get used to it. We have pretty standard deviation at TJ.
BSK: Standard deviation?
TJ 1: Yeah, like we're all weird the same way.
TJ 2: *ahem* STANDARD DEVIATION!?
TJ 1: ...Crap
TJ 1: I did it again, didn't I? -
#2167 + ()/66 - [ Report ]
// In Dr. Wood's class, just chilling for a while. Justin has just started playing Counterstrike Source
Justin: OH DUDE CSS IS SO AWESOME! I HAD A DREAM ABOUT IT!
Danny: Was that your wet dream?
Dr. Wood (who had been listening in): Oh! We'll be learning more about those in May! -
#3217 + ()/69 - [ Report ]
// In compsci talking about computer science extra credit
Mr. Auerbach: I'm being generous enough.
Drew: Whenever you think that you're being too generous, think about the impoverished starving kids in Africa.
Mr. Auerbach: Well, maybe you'd like to join them, eh?
Random kid (muttering): For extra credit points, maybe... -
#1494 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Hamby is giving a lecture on lunch not being cleaned up
Mr. Hamby: All it would take would be one teacher slipping on an apple and going from vertical to horizontal, and we'd be in separate lunch blocks in the cafeteria.
Tyler (in back of class, whispering): I'd be willing to give up my lunch if Mr. Hamby fell down and had to leave.
Mr. Hamby: Yes Tyler, but I'd come back. -
#1376 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
Sydney: i got a phone call from christie
Sydney: who's apparently in the hospita now
Alex: what?!
Sydney: she and michael and jason went to that thing in DC
Sydney: and she fell down the stairs
Alex: o.O
Sydney: and cut her leg really badly
Sydney: and they're waiting to see if it needs stitches
Sydney: and after this big long gory story
Sydney: she says
Sydney: "can you help me with calc?"
