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#1774 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Maney, before showing the class the movie Thirteen Days
Mr. Maney: Now, beware. This movie is PG-13 because of language. The Kennedys cuss a lot. That’s what the Democrats do when they get mad about something. The Republicans just steal money, but the Democrats cuss. -
#1724 + ()/65 - [ Report ]
// UVA students invade! Ack!
coccinelle6205: do you know what "Pwn3d n00b" means?
greenchocobo84: "pwn3d" means "beat you" and "n00b" means "one without experience"
greenchocobo84: why do you ask?
coccinelle6205: my T.A. wrote that on one of my friend's homework assignments. -
#1650 + ()/61 - [ Report ]
// Sophomore Ethics Day
Mrs. Lodal, talking about ethics in relation to the internet: ...And...things you do on the internet when no one's looking over your shoulder...
// Entire room slowly starts quietly laughing and giving each other looks, Mrs. Lodal doesn't appear to realize why.
Mrs. Lodal: ...Because internet bullying is getting to be a bigger problem... -
#1597 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// In a Driver's Ed powerpoint presentation...
Slide Title: FIRESTORMS
-Save yourself; leave all women and children behind.
-If you can't escape, go do something you always wanted to before you die a fiery death.
Next Slide: THE ARRIVAL OF THE ANGEL OF DEATH
-Repent immediately. -
#1502 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// Physics, Dr. Walker is talking about what he'd like to do to model electrostatics.
Dr. Walker: What I'd like to do is put all of the fields into Excel and make it three-dimensional, then export it to CAD and make a 3D model of the electric field!
Jaskot: Is this what you do instead of grading our tests? -
#893 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// In AP Physics, Ms. Lady needs to talk to a student
Ms. Lady: Can I grab him for a second?
Dr. Dell: Please don't, I'm sure it's against county regulations.
Ms. Lady: Oh, I won't LITERALLY grab him...
// Leaves with student
Dr. Dell: *mutters* Can't trust these counselors. -
#5408 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
// Talking about World War 1 in 20th Century World History
Mr. Struck: I will now go over what I call the "Powder Keg of Europe."
*draws a keg on the board*
Mr. Struck: Some of you seniors may discover objects of this shape next year. However, they will not be filled with powder. -
#4013 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Iorga is giving instructions in the cafeteria while we're in formal attire
Daniel: Can we change clothes?
Ms. Iorga: Yes, but only go one or two at a time, not groups of five. I know that's more fun, but I really don't want any group orgies in here.
Class: *laughs*
Ms. Rosenblum and Mr. Kosek: *shocked expressions*
