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// AP Gov
Mr. Kummer: *talking about his mother* She's always asking me if I sprayed myself with mosquito repellent.
*scratches himself*
Mr. Kummer: Don't tell her my skin is flaking off.
Mr. Kummer: It's the bird flu AHHHH!