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// During Junior ethics seminar
Stueben: So some day in the future you are going to get married. And you are going to buy a house. Your wife is going to say "I want to paint the kitchen blue!" And you will say "Well I want to paint the kitchen brown!" And you two will argue over this for months until you finally cave in and paint the kitchen blue because you miss the sex, so this whole argument will have been totally pointless and you will be bitter about it every time you walk into your kitchen.
Student: Let me guess, your kitchen is painted blue?
Stueben: No, purple.