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// Homecoming week, a student wearing antlers sneezes very loudly
Mr. Majeske: You're the noisiest reindeer I've ever had in my class.
Mr. Majeske: Wait, that sounded stupid.
Mr. Majeske: You're the ONLY reindeer I've ever had in my class.