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// Mr. Ero has very short hair
Mr. Ero: It's like Velcro!
Mr. Ero: Sometimes I put my shirt on, and it gets stuck... *miming tugging on a shirt* Son of a... Mmmrph...
Mr. Ero: Now I just Vaseline my head in the morning.