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// Mr. Torbert teaching Acc CompSci
Torbert: Okay, let's create a new listener. We'll call this listener... uh...
Someone in the class: Spork!
Torbert: Okay, let's call it a spork. *hesitates* Wait, that's not a cuss word, is it?