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#2415 + ( )/319 - [ Report ]
// AP bio during Dr. Uston's first year
Dr. Uston: So class, this is a plant cell.
Student: Ummm Dr. Uston... it isn't square...
Dr. Uston: Oh, that's okay. Not all plant cells are rectangular. It's green! That means it has chloroplasts!
Class: Ummmm, actually we dont see any organelles...
*Dr. Uston keeps talking*
// 5 minutes later
Student: Oh look! There's the plant cell! See that label ABOVE the cell you're describing? This is a frog egg...
Dr. Uston: Okay, then so class, this is a plant cell.
Class: *stops listening for the rest of the year* -
#1619 + ( )/30 - [ Report ]
// At Wallops Island Bio field trip
Instructor: Diatoms form INTERTUCULARY BONDS!
Students: Why?
Instructor: Um, for increased surface area.
Students: Waitttt, that doesn't make sense. How does it help them?
Instructor: Well, I think they share food.
Alyson: Diatoms are COMMUNISTS!
Instructor: Yes, except they photosynthesize. -
#1615 + ( )/45 - [ Report ]
// During a class about population genetics...
Mrs. Stevens: Pretend that we put you on an island and told you to mate with each other.
*Class titters*
Stevens: Now, you would have certain preferences, so certain traits would... What?
*More giggles*
Stevens: Oh! My goodness, I'm sorry. Pretend that you are all Schmoos, and we put you on an island to mate.
*More lauging*
Stevens: Okay! A group of schmoos are on an island, and...
Student:*quietly* Haha, schmoo sex... -
#615 + ( )/162 - [ Report ]
Geoff:
Biology is the art of wet things (fetal pigs), knives (knives), and knifing wet things (knifing fetal pigs).
Chemistry is the art of things that you drink (ethyl alcohol), and things that you really shouldn't drink (fire).
Physics is the art of every fucking thing around you (the sun, the sky, love).
Geosystems is the art of checking your livejournal (F5! F5!).