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#4676 + ( )/75 - [ Report ]
// Discussing stoichiometry shortcut
Dr. Acio: There are five steps. The first step is formula writing, so if you haven't memorized your polyatomic ions yet, you get to step one and you're already screwed. By the last step you'll be owned. And I'll just be going through your test looking at all the ones you got wrong, saying "Owned. Owned. Owned." -
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// Regarding Chem I worksheet
Dr. Jones: So we have this empirical formula HO. Oh, that sounds kind of funny. So we have this HO, and to get this molecule here *points at board* we have to take two HOs. Well, actually, maybe they should stay apart. Two HOs together are never good... -
#4386 + ( )/130 - [ Report ]
// During an AP Chem ideal gas laws lecture
Kauffman: And that's something you'll go into your freshman year chemistry class - Oh, by the way, if ever in the freshman year, some time in the middle of the night, you hear the chant, "Toga! Toga!" and you require an emergency toga, here's what you do.
*Proceeds to take out a bed sheet from nowhere and shows the class how to make an emergency toga in about 8 seconds*
Class: ...
*Almost gives Mr. Kauffman an ovation, but stops*
Kauffman: And now let's return to gas laws. Oh, and the bed sheet has to be twin sized. -
#4184 + ( )/50 - [ Report ]
Three sophomore girls are talking about summer chem.
Sophomore #1: But at least you guys had, like a bunch of friends there.
Sophomores #2 and #3: So? It still sucked.
Sophomore #1: Hey, at least you guys bonded!
Sophomore #1: ...
Sophomore #1: I swear that was unintentional. -
#4158 + ( )/68 - [ Report ]
// In Summer chem during the electrochem unit, Acio makes a comparison of a voltaic cell to rubbing wool socks on the carpet. DJ raises his hand.
DJ: So does some chemical reaction happen in your body when you do that?
*Acio stares for a minute*
Acio: *sarcastically* Yes...your sperm count goes down.
Acio: And now all of you guys will beg your parents to get hardwood floors. -
#3500 + ( )/26 - [ Report ]
// On chemical conversions and units
Ms. Chhabra: So if a horse has four legs and it's not a mutated horse, then you're going to get it four shoes, right? Not mutated shoes, but normal shoes! For a horse. Then, if it's not a mutated horse and you have four legs - wait no, that's not right, the HORSE has four legs, you're going to want to get three nails for each shoe... -
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// Summer Chemistry, 2008, Dr. Acio is lecturing
Acio: Some of my students last year said that I should sing songs when I hand back their tests. So I thought *starts singing* "na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" or even better yet "and another bites the dust, and another one gone and another one gone..." *mimes handing out papers*