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#5571 + ( )/25 - [ Report ]
// During AP Gov class, talking about current events
Mr. Kummer: So what important event is going to happen on October 1st?
Class: SATs.
Mr. Kummer: ...So what event in the world of government and politics is going to happen on October 1st?
Class: ...SATs.
Mr. Kummer: *facepalms* -
#5371 + ( )/105 - [ Report ]
A: You know what would be cool? If Mr. Kummer narrated a documentary. There'd be some random thing happening, and halfway through he'd start talking about some girl he knew in college.
B: Oh, and Dr. Osborne could do the track for the hearing-impaired.
A: "I DON'T NEED SUBTITLES!!!" -
#4235 + ( )/40 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov
Kummer: So why should a 14-year-old girl who can get married in Alabama not be allowed to get married anywhere else?
Danny: Because the culture in various parts of the US are really different...
Kummer: Yeah, yeah, some of us aren't rednecks that get married to our cousins and others are...
Danny: Well, coincidentally, I used to live in Alabama, and...
Kummer: YOU MARRIED YOUR SISTER. -
#4197 + ( )/81 - [ Report ]
// During Mr. Kummer's attendance, he asked us to also state what state we'd like to visit during Spring Break
Palmer: I wanna go to Alaska and go moose hunting with Sarah Palin!
Kummer: Well...you gave me three things there...
Kummer: Alaska, which is great.
Kummer: Moose hunting, which I don't see myself doing...
Kummer: And Sarah Palin... which I don't see myself doing... -
#4011 + ( )/193 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Blackwell is subbing for Mr. Struck in US History. Mr. Kummer is in the room also.
Mr. Blackwell: Actually, Mr. Kummer and I were responsible for Lincoln's assassination.
Mr. Kummer: Yeah, we time traveled back to stop it, but we caused such a riot that the guard left his post, so Lincoln was killed.
Mr. Kummer: We've done a lot of that stuff; Kennedy assassination, Archduke Ferdinand...
Mr. Blackwell: We were also responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus.
Mr. Kummer: Actually, that was Mr. Struck.
Collin: And he didn't even have to time travel. -
#3630 + ( )/210 - [ Report ]
// During USVA HUM with Mr. Struck
// Talking about reading the morning paper and how Mr. Struck doesn't read the horoscopes
Struck: I don't believe in horoscopes...
Kummer: Mine said I'd have a surge of happy things in the next 3 days...
Kummer: It's 10:42 and I'm still waiting...
*Collin Hennegan gets up and gives Mr. Kummer a hug*
Kummer: I appreciate that...but I was expecting more...
Struck: Uh...Mr. Kummer, he's underage... -
#3504 + ( )/61 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Struck's US/VA history class talking about indentured labor (headrights) being the basis for plantations later in history.
// Mr. Kummer is watching the lecture from the side
Struck: See, they had indentured labor, where they worked for no pay.
Struck: Sound familiar?
Kummer: Are you talking about us?