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#4450 + ( )/24 - [ Report ]
// Commenting on #4358:
Majeske: You know, my wife and children give me a hard time over TJbash.
Majeske: This morning, they sat there eating their cereal and said, "Faith points?" and I took a moment to work out what they were saying, and then I realized.
Majeske: As if my life isn't hard enough as it is! -
#4357 + ( )/22 - [ Report ]
// At lunch in the halls, AKim is showing off his new game cube controller that is black and white
Andrew Kim: I just got a custom game cube controller! Look at the cord, it's white!
// Mr. Majeske walks by
Majeske: And do you have a problem with it being white? You should join us for our civil rights unit next month. -
#4140 + ( )/36 - [ Report ]
// Class waiting to be dismissed for lunch.
Majeske: Alright, Ryan Feng, you may leave first.
*Ryan walks to door, but then turns around at last second and makes loser sign on his forehead*
Majeske: What the...alright, you sit back down. The rest of the class, you can leave! -
#3800 + ( )/45 - [ Report ]
// In HUM I, talking about trench warfare and World War I
Mr. Majeske: ... it was long and deadly.
Nader: That's what she said!
// Class bursts out laughing, Mr. Majeske stops and glares at Nader
Nader: Oh, you say it when there's an innuendo.
// Mr. Majeske walks over and pretends to bang his head against the wall
Mr. Majeske: World War I was long and deadly. -
#3297 + ( )/48 - [ Report ]
Mr. Majeske: They like to rotate around the chairs of the committees, so they can get pictures of all of them holding the victorious gavel. They send those pictures back to the voters in their districts and they say "Dang, look at him with his gavel! I don't have a gosh-darn clue what that guy does but he sure looks good with that gavel. I'm going to vote for him so he can stay with the gavel longer." Isn't that sad?