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// AP Physics
Dr. Dell: If the Hall Effect does not appear on the AP Exam, I will ... * pause *
Student: Use the noose?
Dr. Dell: No... *thinks for a minute* ...I will kiss the principal.
Dr. Dell: However, I won't French kiss him. I will probably sneak up on him and do it. I am very sneaky. -
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// AP Physics, talking about capacitors
Dr. Dell: We are going to take a poll. You have three choices. You could pick the incorrect one, which is nothing happens. You could also pick the other incorrect one, which is that it gets flung out. Or you could pick the correct answer: it gets sucked in. So who says nothing happens?
No one: *raises their hand*
Dr. Dell: How about it gets flung out?
No one: *raises their hand*
Dr. Dell: How about it gets sucked in?
Two people: *raise their hands*
Dr. Dell: *kicks the desk*
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Dr. Dell: Nice to know we're all on the same page. -
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// Electricity Demonstrations in Physics
Mr. Forbes: You know, we can show how this works.
Class: Awww...
Mr. Forbes: They say no one can ruin a good book like an English teacher. Well, no one can ruin a good demo like a physics teacher. First off, let's discuss the symbolism and motivation of the Van de Graaf generator. -
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// Senior switch day in physics
Mr. (Colmer) Bagden: For our final demo, I'll give this dollar to the first person who volunteers to kiss the Van De Graaff Generator.
*A few people look willing but unsure*
Mr. (actual) Bagden: You know, instead of the dollar I'll give you a bonus point...
*Half of the class immediately raise their hands*
Mr. Bagden: ...Just kidding, but I want you to see how sad that is. -
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Mr. Forbes: You know why all your teachers are leaving? Because they're old! You know why they're old? Because this school hires people with experience.
Tom: What about Mr. Bagden?
Mr. Forbes: Mr. Bagden is special. He's secretly an elf. He was born two thousand years ago and has been growing younger ever since. -
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// In the morning, studying for the Physics test
Kid 1: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Kid 2: Don't worry. I looked at the practice test, and all the problems are really easy. I really don't think that it'll be that bad.
Kid 1: Dr. Walker contributed a problem.
Kid 2: ... We're fucked.