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#5154 + ( )/53 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Potoker is talking about the different fouls in basketball, such as biting a player. Class asks why you would bite someone in the game anyways.
Mr. Potoker: Main rule is guys... you shouldn't be putting other people's body parts in your mouth and biting them!
*class snaps to attention and giggles*
Mr. Potoker: I was talking about BASKETBALL. Why do all smart kids have dirty minds? -
#2698 + ( )/113 - [ Report ]
// During a lesson on morals in difficult situations
Dr. Deivert: Well, don't ask me about some of these...Mr. Potoker came up with them.
*starts reading off slips of paper* For example..."You think you might have an STD. You are responsible, so you have an appointment with the doctor all set up. However...later that night at a party, a boy/girl that you think is 'hott' --that would be with two t's, class-- comes up and asks if you want to go somewhere 'more comfortable'."
Dr. Deivert (scandalized voice): MR. POTOKER! -
#1570 + ( )/129 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Potoker has gotten the wrong name for one of his new health students... again. It is still early in the quarter.
Mr. Potoker: Hey, guys, look. I get 180 new students evey quarter, and I have to learn all their names. You guys have to remember the names of what, 5, 6 friends? -
#1554 + ( )/41 - [ Report ]
// Sarah catches a grammar error in Mr. Potoker's 9th grade health class.
Mr. Potoker: Well, it's not my fault. The county gave it to me. I'm usually pretty good with my letters.
Class: Your letters? Don't you mean words?
Mr. Potoker: No, I mean letters. One letter in particular: "F." -
#1459 + ( )/183 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Potoker on why health class is important.
Mr. Potoker: Yes, you say that now - you won't take drugs or alcohol. But when you TJ kids get together with your calculator parties, passing around your batteries, you forget ALL ABOUT THAT. So you have to learn WHY taking drugs and alcohol is bad. -
#1177 + ( )/131 - [ Report ]
// In Health Class, student C is playing with a volleyball after a test.
Mr. Potoker: Hey, C, throw the ball to me. (puts out arms to catch it)
C: (throws it, but Mr. Potoker puts his arms down and lets it hit him in the stomach)
Mr. Potoker: OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT, C?!! Everyone, she threw a ball at me! Assault!
*everyone stares at C*
C: I... wha...