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#5823 + ( )/95 - [ Report ]
// USAICO is a prestigious 16-person camp for top computer science students across the nation
// ARML is a math competition that happens around the same time as USAICO
A: Did you make ARML?
B: Uh, no. I didn't go to ARML practices because I knew that ARML and USAICO would clash. -
#5365 + ( )/203 - [ Report ]
// Highlights for the TJ-Marshall Game of the Week are being shown on CBS, a game that got 23,000 votes on the website, the second most in Game of the Week history
Anchor: You might wonder how that happens between a 2-11 team and a 4-8 team. Well, we're talking about Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology, where all the students are issued iPads, and apparently they know how to use them. -
#4572 + ( )/107 - [ Report ]
// A TJ alumnus who now works at Microsoft is visiting the Syslab during 3rd period
Student A: So, are there any top secret projects that you can't tell us about?
Alum: I can't tell you that, but we are just about to release Windows Server 2008 R2 to the public soon, so that's really exciting. You guys should check it out!
Student B: Yeah, I've been running it for 8 months already!
Alum: *glares at Student B* -
#4500 + ( )/50 - [ Report ]
// On the bus going home
Student: *points behind the bus* Ohmygod, look - a transformer's behind us!
*people look*
Roman: No, I thought you meant a power transformer. Seriously.
*a few seconds later, bus passes a power transformer*
Student: *points behind the bus* Ohmygod, look - a transformer's behind us!
Roman: I'm not looking this time... -
#4298 + ( )/53 - [ Report ]
Student: "Today, I saw this girl's super long hair and she braided them, right? And I was staring at them, and I realized they were very tightly woven. And then that led me to tension. And then that led me to vectors. Then I wanted to measure the vectors (the two strands of braids pointing northwest and northeast) and the force pulling down on it which I assumed was the other hair woven below and I was like STOP!"
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#4281 + ( )/88 - [ Report ]
// Working on a long History assignment
Mark Elias: Oh my god.... OH MY GODDDDD!! IM DONE!!!! four FUCKING hours, down the drain :'(
Gilbert Pitcher: WEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAMPIONS MAH FRIEEEEENDDDD
Mark Elias: AND WE'LL DO OUR HOMEWORK, TILL THE END
Gilbert Pitcher: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS WEEEEEEE ARRRRRR THE CHAMMMPIONS NOOOOOO TIMMMMME FOOOR SOCCCCIALLL LIIIIVES CAUUSEE WE GOOOO TO TEEEEJAAAAY
Mark Elias: - THE BESTEST SCHOOL... .IN THE WORRRRLLLLDDD!!! -
#4090 + ( )/169 - [ Report ]
// Doctor's office, day before physics final, three days before the end of junior year.
Doctor: You look tired. Why?
Father: She hasn't been getting very much sleep at all since Spring Break, in March.
Doctor: (angry) Why not?!
Student: I'm a junior at Thomas Jefferson.
Doctor: Oh, okay. -
#3840 + ( )/169 - [ Report ]
// Talking about electronics class
Craig: So on the first day of class, I thought I put a 1k ohm resistor in my circuit. The thing was, it was only a 1 ohm resistor. It exploded and there was an inch long jet of flame coming out of the side directed at my finger...
Harry: OHMed!!!!!