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#3322 + ( )/57 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Lewis is trying to explain the Rube Goldberg project
Mr. Lewis: So at the end of your apparatus, you need to have a ball move 15 feet...but it doesn't count if it goes up 15 feet, it has to go horizontally.
Kwamina: Wait...does it count if it goes 15 feet in the air?
Daniella: What the hell Kwamina? He just told us that.
Mr. Lewis: Yeah Kwamina, what the hell? -
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// 2004 tech class, learning to strip the rubber off of wires
Mr. Randall: I'm going to have to watch you all strip now... I mean strip wire.
*students glance at each other*
Mr. Randall: I'm going to watch you girls strip first, um, strip wire. Let's see how fast you can strip. -
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// During 2nd period Tech class with new Tech teacher Mr. Pearce (from England)
Mr. Pearce: And this is how you do calculate the force.
Hannah: Your mom calculates the force.
Bart: Shut up.
Hayne: Your mom shuts up.
Bart: Just shut up and do it.
Ryan: Your mom does it. in bed. BUT NOT FOR FREE
*burst of laughter*
// 14 your mom jokes and 20 mins later
Bart: So you put the bar in there?
Julia: YOUR MOM PUTS THE BAR IN THERE... IN BED... FOR FREE!!!
Mr. Pearce: SHUT UP! ARE YOU SAYING THAT ALL AMERICAN MOTHERS ARE WHORES?
*everyone pauses... looks at each other*
Everyone in unison: YES!!!
Mr. Pearce (whispering): Bloody hell...