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#1780 + ( )/96 - [ Report ]
Raamin: So, Mr Torrence, out of the three of us, which one is Jessica Alba, which is Angelina Jolie, and which is Keira Knightley?
Mr. T: Well Raamin, you're definitely Angelina Jolie.
R: Wow, I'm suprised you found the woman in me.
Mr. T: Oh I've always been in touch with your feminine side
*class laughs*
Mr. T: *as laughter dies down* Okay, okay, before we go on, I just want everyone to know that I have never touched Raamin, on his feminine side or his masculine side. -
#1644 + ( )/105 - [ Report ]
Mr. Torrence: So, let's say Dan is blasting his really loud rap music...hey, Dan, can you beatbox for me?
Dan: Umm...no, I can't.
Mr. T: Oh, come on, you're not that white.
Dan: Yes, I am.
Mr. T: Oh, come on, give it a try.
Dan: Why don't you, Mr. T?
Mr. T: No, I can't, I'm not that black. -
#1336 + ( )/12 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov talking about the guy who was sued for mooning someone and her daughter
Mr. Kummer: We were just discussing the buttocks policy.
Mr. Torrence: Who here is baring their buttocks?
Mr. Kummer: Blahblahblah...it's not indecent.
Mr. Torrence: But it depends on the nature of the buttocks. -
#1105 + ( )/23 - [ Report ]
Albert: Mr. Torrence, you're on TJBash!
Mr. T: What...?
Albert: Yeah, you saw Darren on the TJ morning news and said "Darren, you have a radio face"
Mr. T: I did?
Albert: Yeah.
Pak: No, he didn't, that was Mr. Torbert...
*Class laughs at Albert*
Albert: Dammit.
Mr. T: ...but I should have said it. -
#1103 + ( )/16 - [ Report ]
// Correcting current event quizzes in Gov
Mr. T: The correct answer for #5 is Cunningham.
Student: Umm... this paper has two "m's" instead of two "n"s.
Mr. T: No, Cummingham is not the right answer.
*snickers around classroom*
Mr. T: What's so funny?
Panayotis: Think about it Mr. T...
Mr. T: You people have dirty minds.